Jordan

Jordan begged nicely for titties

Michael : "Yo Jake, did Jordan get titties?"
Jake : "Yeah, Jordan got titties from an 70 years old woman because he begged nicely."

by IGetTitties June 20, 2023

Jordan

A small arab country in the middle east that has petra and the Dead Sea in it, capital is Amman. Jordan can also be used as a name

A: Where do you live?
B: Oh I live in jordan.

by Lors.pancake May 13, 2020

Jordan

jordan is a young man who enjoys company of other women. he is also very sporty. as much as he loves the surroundings of other women he has his eyes set out on one girl in particular. A girl he is very close to. a women with long brown hair and olive skin. he feels connected to her but dosent know how to express it.

i need a lift. ask jordan.

by steve midleton June 18, 2017

Jordan

A boy who could love you forever or crush your heart easily.

“I loved Jordan but he broke my heart”
“What? I thought he’d love you forever”

by Idek.idk July 25, 2019

Jordaned

To build up a series of bar tabs and leave without paying them.

"Did you hear about that guy? He had tabs in 5 bars and then Jordaned"
"What a Douche Canoe."

by Turtbobsquirtpants August 23, 2018

Jordan

A female who is often conflicted with who she truly is and what others expect her to be. Very headstrong. Lowkey insecure. She loves bringing other people up even when she is in a very low place. Typically of a smaller build--- fun sized. Great girl to have a friend.

Person: I am going through a lot right now

Jordan: *hugs* it's all going to be okay, keep your head up

by tacoboutit July 2, 2017

Jordan

The most fucking amazing person ever. If its a girl they have a perfect ass and figure and if its a boy it has a super long dick. If you find a Jordan you must keep him/her and you will be greatly rewarded!

I found myself a Jordan last night he was amazing in bed!

by AwesomeMaster08 November 16, 2016