Where can i start. A jordan is a special creature. They enjoy seeing the pain of others and laugh at peoples failures. They are truly amazing. They are the type of friend that you can have that is down for anything. You go over for a sleepover at their house and start a cult. You go out and you and jordan are barking at old lady’s walking by. You make a secret language and trash talk everyone around you. They have the best snacks for all their fat ass friends. Nobody really knows the true chaotic levels of this person until they have unlocked it, and when you do seriously debate running. But if you stick around there will be no disappointment.
by suckmyjuicytoes July 17, 2021
A mister man that can go full retard mode in the blink of an eye beat described as monkey man. He can also have himself be called miter tank killer or master retarder or smothers.
by Farlayy July 20, 2019
A tall, attractive guy typically with brown hair and hazel eyes. He is gifted in certain areas and most of the time he’s spending time on Skype with his 3 best friends including his hot gf.
by AldySkid November 17, 2017
by EDP45 September 30, 2022
He pulls weights every chance he gets which makes his face go red. Likes to sing, bang on walls and twerk when he gets bored. Brings a whole ass motorcycle to school. Camps in a bush and eats flowers. He appears extremely confident and sometimes fibs to appear superior but he doesn't need to because he's actually a kind-hearted person that shouldn't seek further validation and should just be himself.
Josh: Jordan's aim in life is to be a stripper
Grace: Thank you Jordan for the biltong
Seth: Jordan's a bush camper
Grace: Thank you Jordan for the biltong
Seth: Jordan's a bush camper
by drpepperm1nt February 21, 2022
Jordan is a good soul mate. And a great best friend he normally has a long distance relationship. And has a mexican best friend.... So yeah thats Jordan
by Cupcakelover13 July 09, 2018
An incredibly funny guy, he will make you laugh all the time. He is very caring and sweet, but he is a gamer and sometimes that can be the priority. He such an amazing and cute person, you need a Jordan in your life.
by <3Jordan June 25, 2017