Jonathan

Normally a name associated with huge douches that go to crossfit, brag about lifting heavy stuff, and can't hold their liquor.

Dude, did you hear about that guy that talks about crossfit all the time and makes lame jokes? Yeah, such a Jonathan.

by Crossfitisstupid October 13, 2018

Jonathan

Jonathan means Gift Of God (which is very very ture) He's a great friend and he's not too shy and not too talkative. Jonathan is super creative and very smart but dose not like putting his brain to it's full capacity. He loves Sports and makes only the best friend. He's a fun guy to be around but sometimes he tries to be too funny. He will never stay mad at someone for more than 2 hours. Just a great guy to be around.

Hey I met this guy at park playing some sports, he was a great guy I think his name was Jonathan

by SpongeBobpacman October 18, 2021

Jonathan

pew pew. a boy who is NOT kate's best friend.

oh wow did you hear! kate's best friend is NOT Jonathan!!!

by fakecrying101 April 13, 2020

Jonathan

A complete douche bag. Has no regard for his actions and will definitely make you cry. He lies, and will judge you for your beliefs. If you know a Jonathan LEAVE HIM.

Cassie: What’s wrong?

Jess: Jonathan was being a jerk! :(
Cassie: that’s expected.

by You know I’m right May 5, 2019

Jonathan

Just straight up gay

Jonathan is Jonathan

by Defiantly Not Jonathan November 6, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathan- the biggest maleslut there is.

WOW he just pulled off a freaking Jonathan on his girlfriend!

by 6_Dana1703_ May 13, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathans (or also called Jon at Hans cock) are a rare example of how to express shesh.
The name can be traced back to the Ancient Greece empire, where it got used as an slang word for anal sex. Jonathan’s are more likely to have aids or std. But ones you find a German Jonathan don’t hesitate, they are clean like a queen.

Jonathan what are you doing

by keineLegende April 27, 2021