slim jim

A beef stick.

Need a little excitement!?!? SNAP IT TO A SLIM JIM!!!! OOOOH YEAH!

by Hacksaw Jim Duggan September 1, 2003

va-jim

The definition of a va-jim is an olive green suspended leotard with a tuxedo like front and an extra tight genitalia region, cup if you will, which craddles the penis to make it look larger. Va-jim's are normally worn by greasey-ass males who used to be called "Scrub" in high school.

What, you don't like my va-jim?

by Miss. Kafrine September 24, 2005

Jim Story

(n.) A story that has been far blown out of proportion. Told by a friend who is apt to embellish major details of a story. Often identifiable by exposure due to simple questioning.

Jim Story:

Jim: "You'll never guess what just happened."
Friend: "What?"
Jim: "I just got charged by a moose!"
Friend: "What? No shit?"
(Actual details unfold)
Friend: "Wait, so..you mean the moose was on the other side of the fence..100 yards away, grazing, and merely glanced at you?"
Jim: "Yeah...well..it was pretty crazy."

by Russel "Tusner" Banks November 28, 2010

jailhouse jim

A person who likes to have anal sex with girls.

-DUDE, did he fuck her?
--No bro he jailhouse jimmed her.

by jimmycrackcornnnnn May 15, 2010

Jim Tam

A tim tam that you place on a micropenis so that you can find said penis later.

Typically used by male strippers to add excitement to the McVitty Snag treatment.

"Girl, that stripper had a Jim Tam."
"Yeah, I saw. Almost better than an actual penis."

by JimmyTrollpop August 30, 2016

frostie jim

When you pew in a condom then freeze it and the a girl uses it like a dildo

Bob: so what did you and amy do last night

Ryan: well I gave her a frostie jim

by How are you guys doing June 13, 2018

Jim’s Mowing

A mowing company and way of life. Founded by Father Jim. There is 2 kinds of Jim’s Mowing. The mowing company and the religion. The religion is a steam based one founded on Garry’s Mod. People in this religion are named something to do with Jim, mainly a Jim Pun (For example “Jimmigrant” And “Jimquisition”) or a Jim company like “Jims Plumbing” or “Jims Purger”

Father Jim is the founder of the Religion knowns as Jim’s Mowing

by Fedora Stoat July 19, 2019