Jewdatude

the poor attitude exhibited by certain Jews at certain times of stress

Chaim was so upset about a .01 cent increase in matza that he showed his true jewdatude.

by frankthetankpunchycreepo March 23, 2010

Jewdered

The male cat of a jew being newdered

Jody's cat just got jewdered yesterday.

by SexierThanSex December 14, 2010

Jewel Arms

The excess fatty skin on the tricept area. Shakeable and jiggly, with no muscle defintion.

"Dang, that girl has got some mean Jewel Arms."
"That girl needs to get a 'Shake Weight' for the Jewel Arms she's got on her."

by lilbeccaboo October 27, 2011

Jewel bag

Chicago slang for a standard plastic shopping bag that is reused for storage, organizing things or garbage. Named for Jewel-Osco food/drug stores. Sometimes called Jewels bag.

I need to get another Jewel bag since I filled the last one with so much garbage.

by 60067th Hell December 21, 2013

Jewel juice

The essence of family jewels

Yo Vinny, I just splattered my jewel juice all over Tina's face!

by Kervdaperv12 March 24, 2017

Jewdi

A Jewish Jedi. Skilled in lightsaber combat, the force, and Judaism.

The Rabbi pulled out his lightsaber in preparation for a duel, confirming his status as a Jewdi.

by TheFiend138 September 18, 2018

Jeed

Avery pals and Ethan vugman

Ahh this jeed

by Kimono592 January 8, 2020