Yes, it's multiple parts this one...
*The wilderness*
Lucifer "Oh what in the fuck is it now!?"
Jesus "Hey man! Long time no see! What's it been? 30 years? I'm a guy now."
Lucifer "This is what you've been doing!? You can't be a guy!"
Jesus "I am. I'm Jesus Christ now."
*The wilderness*
Lucifer "Oh what in the fuck is it now!?"
Jesus "Hey man! Long time no see! What's it been? 30 years? I'm a guy now."
Lucifer "This is what you've been doing!? You can't be a guy!"
Jesus "I am. I'm Jesus Christ now."
Lucifer "JESUS CHRIST!"
Jesus "Yep."
Lucifer "Jesus Christ! This is ridiculous. You can't be a guy. Change back! Change back immediately!"
Jesus "Oho can't I? Are you my dad now? Ok father. I won't be a guy *Father*."
Father "I don't need to be your father to- Wait... *Father* YOU SON OF A BITCH! What are you going to do!? What are THEY going to do!? They are going to fuck your shit up!"
Jesus "Oh I know."
Father 😨
Jesus 🤨
Father "What the fuck is happening right now..."
Jesus "Uuuuummmm I'm a guy now. I did some cool stuff. They're going to kill me. And.. then... I'm... Gonna... I donno... I'll just come back or something. Or not. Or come back for a bit and then go back and then come back later. It's gonna be tight!"
Father "Jesus Christ... That is fucking stupid man. Absolutely dumb. Why would you come here just to let em kill you?"
Jesus "Save me then idiot! Heheheh!"
Lucifer "No. No, I'm not going to save you from- What is there to even save you from?"
Jesus "Exactly. Hey, we're having a party man you should come out! We got... Um... Bread. We're gonna split a bottle of wine between... Well, between the 14 of us I guess. It's gonna be dope."
Father "TSK! Getthefuckouttaherewiththat! No! NO! I'm not going to 'party' and I'm not going to be a part of any of this."
Jesus "Your loss man parties are fun."
Father 😨
Jesus "Alright man I'll see you later." 😌🖐
Father 😨
Jesus "Yep."
Lucifer "Jesus Christ! This is ridiculous. You can't be a guy. Change back! Change back immediately!"
Jesus "Oho can't I? Are you my dad now? Ok father. I won't be a guy *Father*."
Father "I don't need to be your father to- Wait... *Father* YOU SON OF A BITCH! What are you going to do!? What are THEY going to do!? They are going to fuck your shit up!"
Jesus "Oh I know."
Father 😨
Jesus 🤨
Father "What the fuck is happening right now..."
Jesus "Uuuuummmm I'm a guy now. I did some cool stuff. They're going to kill me. And.. then... I'm... Gonna... I donno... I'll just come back or something. Or not. Or come back for a bit and then go back and then come back later. It's gonna be tight!"
Father "Jesus Christ... That is fucking stupid man. Absolutely dumb. Why would you come here just to let em kill you?"
Jesus "Save me then idiot! Heheheh!"
Lucifer "No. No, I'm not going to save you from- What is there to even save you from?"
Jesus "Exactly. Hey, we're having a party man you should come out! We got... Um... Bread. We're gonna split a bottle of wine between... Well, between the 14 of us I guess. It's gonna be dope."
Father "TSK! Getthefuckouttaherewiththat! No! NO! I'm not going to 'party' and I'm not going to be a part of any of this."
Jesus "Your loss man parties are fun."
Father 😨
Jesus "Alright man I'll see you later." 😌🖐
Father 😨
by Hym Iam August 9, 2023
Get the Jesus Christmug. Commonly referring to the pads of non-working lame excuse for a cleaning tool otherwise known as Shamwow.
by JellysWalkinOnAir December 30, 2009
Get the Jesus Christ Spongemug. John- Mother of Jesus Christ i can't believe the Patriots are losing to the Raiders
Me- I guess the patriots just suck
Me- I guess the patriots just suck
by Crzyfkr October 9, 2010
Get the Mother of Jesus Christmug. A mild swear word to describe the body parts this is a religious swear word and was a big thing back I'm the day don't it in a religious hall especially in a church
by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025
Get the Jesus Christmug. this is part two
So if we know that there is a God, how can we know that Christianity is the only true religion?
2) To answer this, I will use certain religions as examples. Firstly, we must know that Jesus has made himself part of every major religion there is.
Islam sees him as a prophet. High-level Buddhist scholars and the Dalai lama say that Jesus also lived previous lives and see him as either a Bodhisattva or an enlightened person. Hindu religious and political leaders acknowledge him as an Āchārya, Sadhu, or Avatar(there are more religions in the Religious views on Jesus page).
With all this information, we understand that almost every single religion these days has included Jesus in them in some form or another. They have accepted him as a wise man whose words we can trust, and yet Jesus' words for us are: "I am the way, the truth, and the Life" and "No one goes to the Father except through me.
All religions give credit to Jesus and yet Jesus only gives credit to himself. All religions point to Jesus being a part of them and yet Jesus points towards only one religion. So, if everyone says: "Jesus is part of our way", but Jesus says: "No, I am the only way" then that means that Christianity is the only true religion because Jesus' statement eliminates everyone else's.
And there you have it, through the use of intellectual reasoning and science, we conclude that both God exists and that Christianity is the only true religion. I hope this helps you somehow.
So if we know that there is a God, how can we know that Christianity is the only true religion?
2) To answer this, I will use certain religions as examples. Firstly, we must know that Jesus has made himself part of every major religion there is.
Islam sees him as a prophet. High-level Buddhist scholars and the Dalai lama say that Jesus also lived previous lives and see him as either a Bodhisattva or an enlightened person. Hindu religious and political leaders acknowledge him as an Āchārya, Sadhu, or Avatar(there are more religions in the Religious views on Jesus page).
With all this information, we understand that almost every single religion these days has included Jesus in them in some form or another. They have accepted him as a wise man whose words we can trust, and yet Jesus' words for us are: "I am the way, the truth, and the Life" and "No one goes to the Father except through me.
All religions give credit to Jesus and yet Jesus only gives credit to himself. All religions point to Jesus being a part of them and yet Jesus points towards only one religion. So, if everyone says: "Jesus is part of our way", but Jesus says: "No, I am the only way" then that means that Christianity is the only true religion because Jesus' statement eliminates everyone else's.
And there you have it, through the use of intellectual reasoning and science, we conclude that both God exists and that Christianity is the only true religion. I hope this helps you somehow.
by TrynaBeAesthetic+GoodStudent May 11, 2024
Get the Jesus Christmug. 1. The name of God in the flesh in Christianity. Jesus Christ is apart of The Holy Trinity, comprised of God, Jesus, and The Holy Spirit.
2. An expletive to show disapproval or shock (at something).
(Fun fact) Christ is not his name, it comes from the Greek word "Christos" which means "the anointed one". So it actually means "Jesus the Anointed One".
2. An expletive to show disapproval or shock (at something).
(Fun fact) Christ is not his name, it comes from the Greek word "Christos" which means "the anointed one". So it actually means "Jesus the Anointed One".
by Maple420 August 11, 2022
Get the Jesus Christmug.