Frozen Jello

When having sex during winter in a kiddy pool full of Jello. I recommend lime.
"So last night me and my girl had some frozen jello. Now are bodies are stained red"
by lre3354 January 27, 2012
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liquid jello

The most sensual of all compliments. True sexual perfection.
Guy: Guuuuuurl, you look like liquid jello.
Girl: Have sex with me.
by pseudonym not chosen March 10, 2016
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jello rape-sickle

The Preferred edible instrument of Bill Cosby's serial rape career
Another victim has come forward and claims she fell victim to Bill Cosby's Jello Rape-Sickle
by madatBill November 24, 2014
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Green Jello with Hot Dogs

The most delectable treat you can make in Merica’. Seriously, this shit is delicious. Crack open a yard beer of your choice, smear some mustard on your white tank top and enjoy!!
Hay Hank, you making that green jello with hot dogs entree? Fuck yes I am, same shit we had at my sisters wedding. Coincidentally, my wife.
by Greenjellowithhotdogs May 09, 2021
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jello fish

A sexual act where the girl lays in missionary and the guy with a tiny penis flops around all retarded like as a fish in jello would.
"Last night I let my boyfriend go all the way but he had such a tiny penis all he could do was jello fish."
by lildickmuffin April 26, 2016
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jello shot rimming

The act of inserting your tongue into a jello shot while rotating the cup using a circular motion to release its contents without need of a finger or kitchen utensil.
Did you see how Becky 'rimmed' that jello shot without crinkling the cup? She's got jello shot rimming down to a science! That girl's going places.
by Kenny Gee July 12, 2019
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jello puta

an fake ass whore bitch that only uses you, but doesn't love you
God, I fucking hate Aiyanna. She's such a fucking jello puta.
by Hot Lez June 27, 2019
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