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went jello

to go completely limp while in a moving vehicle and letting the movement of the vehicle control which direction you sway
Ben was enjoying his afternoon when he unexpectedly went jello while stopping at a red light in his car.
by Collin Crawford December 20, 2008
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jello mama

by shwarmaster April 22, 2014
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jello rape-sickle

The Preferred edible instrument of Bill Cosby's serial rape career
Another victim has come forward and claims she fell victim to Bill Cosby's Jello Rape-Sickle
by madatBill November 24, 2014
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jello rapist

a person who sticks their penis in a bowl of jello and moves it around really quickly causing an erection and eventually having jello in the head (tip). This can only occur on the day before Halloween (cabbage night) or Christmas Eve.
Damn Jimmy, you sure were a jello rapist when you were drunk last night.
by ungukhh December 25, 2013
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Jello melon

A sexual act in which one vigorously fingers something or someone while bouncing around like jello. One person must have breasts. There fore the melon part. Tounge is often part of jello melon.
We were about to jello melon when the phone rang.
by Bellyuoers September 11, 2015
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jello puding pop

Bill Cosby's favorite. A Popsicle made of puding
Bill Cosby gave a jello puding pop to the girl he just raped.
by Fez queerscopz December 27, 2015
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jello

Simon got jelly ankles like jello
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