Holden Janzen

Holden Janzen is the kind of person that could literally kill someone with obnoxiousness. They tend to migrate south and overstay their welcome. They act as a pest to other people their age who are actually above 100 pounds. However, almost all of their actions are laughable so this slightly dampens the fact that they are overwhelming damaging the mental and emotional stability of the people forced to be around them daily. Also suck at running.

I bet that new Holden Janzen kid is a big buckeyes fan.

I really feel like Holden Janzen can win this race...sike you thought boy!

by Thorin the Dog March 31, 2019

get janied

it is a gentle way to say laugh out loud in a mean way without the other percipient knowing what you said ,

girl 1 - hey my grandma died *crying

girl 2 - get janied

by thats a WAP September 2, 2020

De'Janiera

Cute AF Philly Gurl who lives on sarcasm and laughter. She's a ride a die chick who values family, friends, and fellowship!

She loves the Lord, but cusses a little...no, she cusses alot! She knows God knows her heart and encourages you to stop being judgey and mind your business.

When I grow up, I want to be like De'Janiera period.

by DeeJB November 22, 2021

Joseph Janzerli

Joseph janzerli is the best boyfriend in the world and is very smelly <3

"lanvy is the best girlfriend Joseph Janzerli will ever have"
"wow Joseph Janzerli is so handsome boy"

by opp9999980 December 7, 2022

The Janier

Getting your money up at all costs. Going into your burkin for a lil while.

Person 1: Yo bro you been mad distant lately, what's good?
Person 2: I been in my bag lately type shit.
Person 1: You hitting the Janier?
Person 2: Of course slime, getting my money up and shit.

Person 1: I see you muddy

by Bag Talk January 16, 2023