jank

Some guy who thinks he is the shit, but we know he is trying to pass himself off as something he is really not, and though he has some people fooled he can't quite meet the bar in reality. Because insincerity doesn't lead to cool confidence, sometimes he has to be a jerk. When wearing a rugby shirt, he is known as a strip-ed jank (stri-pid).

That poseur who got picked up by the preppycool fraternity is a little jank.

by the bomb of beta kappa December 3, 2004

Gypsy Jank

The ability to pocket a item that was never yours, also to add to your stash of random stuff.

On my way back to jackson, I gypsy janked a iphone for my friend.

by Psi Beta Stephenson October 29, 2009

Jank Smoker

A person who smokes for the butts of cigarettes. Purposely goes and looks for them by trash cans or smoke pits.

Brendan is such a jank smoker. He's outside picking through the ashtray for butts.

by kanadajesse October 25, 2020

Dabbing Janks

British slang term for masturbation.

“Oh man I just had a great time dabbing janks.”

by toxicnerd March 8, 2019

Jank Step

Mediocre Canadian techno. Often peppered with bad synth plugins and improper arrangement. Constantly refuses to employ the use of advanced digital recording techniques. Repeated use of claps and un-required hi-hats.

Girl 1: Hey i heard JPEG is headling "Jank Fest"
Girl 2: Whats "Jank Fest?"
Girl 1: Its a Jank Step music festival
Girl 2: Oh well OMJ should be headlining then.
Dave: Does anyone have pants ?

by Jankfest March 9, 2011

jank

Another word used for fuck.

"Yo, who u goin' jank tonight."

by Monie Love July 21, 2005

jiggdy janked

to get shanked (stabbed in the fuckn crap factory)

tommy was a happy feller tell he got jiggdy janked

by a fuckn hero420 January 12, 2011