Jailhouse C-section

Stitched up tear in one's asshole

""I'm about to give you a jailhouse c-section."
And you are instantly terrified."
-Novawar

by TheBestKindOfFig November 3, 2012

Facebook Jail

Anytime you accidentally or purposly violate facebook's terms you get banned or blocked until further notice

I for one being a Facebooker was unaware that i was at my 5000 friend limit so I was put in Facebook Jail for 1 week and 3 days.

by Jaye_$upreme October 11, 2017

janilo

Janilo is a unique name

Prolly only one kid have the name Janilo according to the name of chart

Not alot of peeps have the name Janilo

by Janilo June 8, 2019

jaillo shots

Hand sanitzer gel used as a alcoholic beverage in situations where alcohol is prohibited.

My cellie Bill Cosby and I where doing jaillo shots shots at the cell block C party. "J-AI-LL-O"

by ebr00ks December 7, 2010

jailchum

Unsightly adolescent or teenage girl who dresses to attract the attention of boys and men. Like jailbait except skanky and fug. May or may not have muffintop, jelly rolls, or pizza face. Often in the company of other jailchum, though, sometimes seen in the company of jailbait.

Damn, check her out. I'd hit that all day long" "WTF is wrong with you? You're crazy, that's jailchum. Look at all that fat hangin' out." "Not her, fool, the cute one next to the fug...

by itsbroken October 4, 2010

JAILL

When someone is in the act of "talking with their hands" and or wearing a black and white striped sweater.

Man, enough with the jaill Bill!!!!

by Gay Bill jaaaail November 14, 2011

Jail Lube

The act of using saliva as sexually lubrication.

"She was dry as a bone so I jail lubed it."

by Pegulaville July 2, 2011