jonny shine

(also known as JonElf) the coolest swaggiest dad you will ever meet, is super chill and drives teslas, and says 'what's that?' a lot. He also will bring breakfast into your room every morning cos he is the best
how was your day today?
it was so nice, my dad brought breakfast to my room

sounds like a real Jonny Shine
by kingmeeseek July 10, 2020
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Jonny Hale

A camp and very queer person. Often used by homosexuals as a symbol for their people and a true pioneer in their beliefs and values. Can also be used to described as an erection over a man.
I'm so Jonny Hale over Bryndon right now.
by stereotype May 03, 2014
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Jonny Christie

The closest thing to greatness, humans can get or to be used as an excuse to get out of things
Why did you just throw that stone at that bird, "jonny christie
by Unidentified great object June 13, 2022
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Jonny Peal

1. Go or leave Quickly.
2. Act of running away.

Comes from pealing out (squealing tires) when getting away.
A: Yo dude the cops are coming!
B: Damn bro we better jonny peal!
by Daniel Cameron January 06, 2005
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Jonny Kim

Ex-Navy Seal, Graduated at Harvard Medical School, and became an Astronaut. His father was shot to death by the police after pulling a gun out on him and his family. He graduated from BUD/S and was assigned to SEAL Team 3. Studied at Harvard Medical School and was inspired to become an Astronaut.
Jonny Kim is the most badass and hard working person to have ever lived.
by Inethiu June 06, 2024
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Jonny McCormic

retarted walrus who has a total mangina. Unfortunately he has a super hot mom and sister. But he himself is just plain awful.
Person 1: God who is that guy
Person 2: Jonny McCormic
Person 1: lets get out of here!
by buh buh buuuuhhhhh May 26, 2009
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top jonny bananna

(1) Something done exceptionally well.
(2) An excellent person who’s done something fantastic.

Phrase recorded by 851.
He’s caught that criminal. Top Jonny Bananna.

That Ikea Cupbiard was put together in record time. Top Jonny Bananna.
by Matt 852md July 08, 2018
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