shark jet

A machine in which a dildo of any size is strapped on. Turn on the machine and sit on it.The dildo will go in and out at 55 miles per hour

Guy 1:Dude I was at Zack's house and his sister totally had a shark jet.

Guy 2:My sister has one to.

Guy 3: Jesus

by shittmaster July 14, 2010

jet coaster

a roller coaster type found in japan notable for being long an boring and unsafe. Most of them have stupid names like Super Thrill Train Speed Roller Coaster. Manufacturers include TOGO, Senyo Kogyo, and Meshio.

I rode a jet coaster in japan the other day, I almost fell off.

by fraroc August 11, 2010

JET LIFE

The high life, the best way to live life, fresh to death and "lames catch feeling we catch flights"

homie 1: Bruh, I been high as fugg all day long mang

homie 2: Hell yea Jet life ti'll the next life bro

Homie 1: man we living life like @JETset_cee

by C. Billion May 25, 2011

Jet Slag

When you pick up a slut or slag on a long airplane trip and have sex with them in the plane toilets to pass the long hours of time.

A combination of Jet Lag and picking up a Jet Slag. Not only are you tired from the long plane trip but your tired and in need of a shower from all the fucking and kissing you have done on the plane.

"How was your trip Johnny?" "You get Jet Lag?"

"Fuck mate!" "Worse!" "Got Jet Slag with a Jet Bag!"

"Dats nasty!"

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Jet Engine

A term used to describe how fast a man will thrust when they're worried their girlfriends will find out they were having sex with another woman.

"Liam, He went like a jet engine!"

by insertnamehere. August 3, 2009

jet pack

Something everyone could only wish s/he had, to get to and from work, school, shopping etc. and not have to deal with cars, buses, trains, ferries, etc. Basically a rucksack-like contraption that one straps on to the back and has canisters for fuel. Not aerodynamically efficient, makes a lot of noise, to say nothing of the fact that one would have to get a pilot's license to operate it, obey new laws restricting where and when to fly with it, and of course there are the price and fear factor one would have to deal with. Not a very good idea, when all is said and done!

I wish I had a jet pack, so I could get to work and back faster!

by pentozali December 14, 2010

jet ski

When a girl gets wet and the guy eats her out.

sup max, lets go jet sking.

by i love maxwell November 3, 2010