Jeff

A parasite. Generally a person who contributes very little to their friends expecting great amounts of contribution in return. An example would be a person talking shit behind everyone’s back then wondering why they stop giving him rides everywhere and paying for his food.

Jeff called me a fake friend after I had to cancel on him once.

by arandomasshatonline May 21, 2022

jeff

one who literally screams DUDE every 5 seconds

*casually driving a car*
jeff: DUDE turn the ac down

by not donk June 18, 2022

jeff

A man that pretends his name is John. He never cleans the kitchen, and loses his keys. He is scared of the dark.

Oh - this is John! His name is Jeff!

by Paul Kellerman July 17, 2022

Jeff

jeff is everybodys best friend
he loves to party and is accepting and open to any opportunity
there is absolutely nothing wrong with him by any standard whatsoever
we must praise jeff

"I have to go to church to read about Jesus tomorrow."
"Sorry, I don't know Jesus, I only know Jeff."

by Sr. Swaggio July 26, 2022

Jeff

my name is jeff

Jeff

by anonymous October 1, 2022

Jeff

Cool guy, loved by many, before he drugs them and stores their bodies in a barrel in his bedroom.

I feel like getting jeffed tonight

by Dahlmer October 8, 2022

Jeff

The act of being incredibly fat. Often refers as a human pedophile. Frequent intake of loli porn.

Often talks in difficult vocabulary due to the frequent activity of drowning itself in movie marathons and fapping”

Is gay.

“Damn bro! shes like 10. You’re such a Jeff!”

“Ew, you’re so gay. Dont be a jeff.”

by dinthewhale October 26, 2022