jaylon

a dumbass mother fucker who doesn't know shit. he talks more shit than he can back up. thinks he can fight but can't even beat up a bug. he is the biggest liar you will ever meet. over all, a complete jackass.

"omg my boyfriend is being such a jaylon today"

by shutitwhore February 6, 2017

jalopy

an old style race car, usually raced on dirt oval race tracks."jalopy" is commonly mistaken for an old run down car.

we're getting the jalopy ready for its next race

by ol'skool29 June 5, 2007

jallopy

-when someone is being scandalous
-when something scadalous has happened to you

bob:tina whats wrong?
tina:rick cheated on me
bob: dang thats JALLOPY!

bob:hey tina what happened with the teacher?
tina:she thought iu was cheating and she gave me an F.
bob: dang thats JALLOPY for you.

by helen zass March 18, 2007

Jalone

A percentage measurement of the homosexual tendencies a person possesses calculated by the person's ancestral homosexual behavior.

We all know Jalone is a queer, however his gaynicity is surprisingly quite low since only his great uncle was documented to have a closeted homosexual relationship with his second cousin (also his brother).

by brotherin' February 28, 2010

Jaylon

A gay ass nigga who plays on his phone in class, and plays too much fortnite

"Look it's that gay nigga jaylon"

by Youtubeisgay May 9, 2018

jallopy

-being scandalous
-when something scandalous has been done to you

bob:what happened tina?
tina: she stole my man.
bob: dang thats JALLOPY!


rob:whats wrong lisa?
lisa:my teacher thought i cheated on my test but i didnt so she gave me an F.
rob: damn thats JALLOPY for you

by helen zass March 19, 2007

jalop

What Cosmix said

by AHH September 24, 2003