the worst, most idiotic, friend you will ever have. he'll fall in love with you, until he starts going after your best friend. hen he starts acting like such a dick and moron.
Oh my gosh!, jay is. such. a. moron.
by im_a_person_who_exists_989 December 9, 2019
Get the jaymug. A term for getting drunk, hammered, severely wasted, etc. beyond ALL recognition. The kind of drunk you will feel the remnants of for the next two days!
A five star hangover is usually quick to follow the next morning after getting Jayed...you have a second heartbeat in your head, which can actually be heard by the people around you. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate spit, so your tongue is suffocating you. Any attempt to take a dump after getting Jayed results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good right about now.
A five star hangover is usually quick to follow the next morning after getting Jayed...you have a second heartbeat in your head, which can actually be heard by the people around you. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate spit, so your tongue is suffocating you. Any attempt to take a dump after getting Jayed results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good right about now.
Stacey: ' Wanna go out tonite and get completely Jayed?!'
Ali: 'Man, I went out last weekend and got sooo Jayed that I was hungover for the next two days following!!'
Ali: 'Man, I went out last weekend and got sooo Jayed that I was hungover for the next two days following!!'
by Stace the Ace May 31, 2009
Get the Jayedmug. by Noahs sister March 22, 2018
Get the va-jay-jaymug. by abeauty1 March 15, 2010
Get the Jaymug. by your moms ass January 14, 2008
Get the jaimug. The area at the base of the shaft of the penis where the scrotal skin starts to hang down in folds. If this area is visible in a porno, then the actor is probably not wearing a fake penis.
by Teamocil July 4, 2010
Get the jaymug. Faggoty mo ducks. He thinks he can run barefoot on that cross country course but He die in dem Nikes.
by Jayheyhey May 13, 2011
Get the Jaymug.