Dirty Janset

When you give yo bitch the WORST dick of her entire damn life and then she gets up and pours tea down yo pants

I thought things were going well, but then she pulled a Dirty Janset...

by NeonEverest April 18, 2020

Jaisen

Bitch ass nigga who tries to do anything to get in girls pants

Wow he's such a jaisen

by Cycdhcd April 18, 2014

janine y.

the most beautifulest thing ever on earth. this is the type of shit that gives you auto boners, and one look, you WILL jizz your pants. no doubt. she is the most sexiest most hottest fineist guapoest magandaest thing ever. its damn paradise. its more than heaven, if you die, you wish youd wanna go to janine. and this is the shit you wish for when its 11:11. and if you get janine y. you will be the luckiest mother fucker ever in the whole damn world. but then the next day, you will be fucked, because other fools WILL kill you. janine y. is another word for THEE shit. no joke. janine y. is thee best.

damn look at that girl shes so JANINE Y. fuck damn i have a damn boner and i just came. WTF. my moms gonna kill me when she finds sperm on my boxers -_- ima just say its toothpaste =0

by reeeeeechaaaaaard June 7, 2009

Janis's Law

A combination of both Murphy's Law and Megan's Law, this is the theory that anything that can possibly go wrong in the course of a sexual relationship with a minor (or person significantly younger), will.

Not once taking Janis's Law into consideration, the cougar never learned her lesson despite having been chased down by angry parents wielding sawed-off shotguns on multiple occasions.

by k-rex October 2, 2007

Dirty Janice

A blow job given to a standing male while the sitting female is urinating. To completely nail this sexual position the toilet seat should break.

"Oh man I had the best dirty janice ever last night"

"We had to go to home depot to buy new parts for the toilet seat she broke while giving me a dirty janice"

by BJ8520 October 15, 2009

Janiceism

The practice of regarding all objects and entities as attractive male species

I think she is a passionate follower of Janiceism. When someone mentions anything, she immediately thinks it as an attractive male who she wants to hang out with.

by t1bumppack July 31, 2016

Janisha

Usually has glasses, usually a girl with a disgusting unibrow, who is usually tall, she enjoys studying and likes to be the smartest kid. She will always be loyal . Janisha usually enjoys watching nickelodeon shows but she does have beautiful abs and hot eyes.

JANISHA COME DOWNSTAIRS

by Go joe jonas April 16, 2020