invisible chair

A person everyone in class, who's existence is ignored. They are usually the last person to be picked into groups (often the teacher choses groups for them). They may be gone for days without being noticed, often sit in the lunch table by themselves and sit in the corner of the class. They are often the most nice people with the most interesting stories to share and its a shame they are often ignored. Invisible chairs are not losers, they just enjoy the company of themselves.

Teacher: Class, Mel doesn't have a group
Class: Who's Mel?
Mel: I'm just an invisible chair

by LoreaFendiDiamond May 17, 2014

invisible bacon

An undcover cop that's out to get white people that are out buying $30 a G.

Hey man some invisible bacon confiscated my weed. It's okay though, it was my dad's money.

by Hfjdnjx September 18, 2016

Invisible Girlfriend

When one sits on his hand until it's numb. Then proceeding to jerk off and imagining your "girlfriend" is jacking you off.

I'm so lonely that I had an affair with my invisible girlfriend last night.

by madDarthvader2 May 21, 2016

Invisible

When you cannot see something or someone

Max and Leo
Max: I can't see you Leo where did you go
Leo: I'm invisible you can't see me

by Cherry muffin July 27, 2016

Invisible chair

When a person, usually a female, puts their bodies in a position to where it almost looks like they are sitting on a chair and takes a picture. But, it is an invisible chair because no chair is actually present.

synonym: poppin it out

"Ew did you see Shellys pic she put on sc? There's nothing!!!"
"I know, she's just sitting on an invisible chair"

by daka daka bill$ July 27, 2016

Invisible

When a nigga so ugly you cant see them

Nigga1: Damn the school emty my man

Nigga2: Nah b them niggas just so ugly they invisible

by Xdfuckmyass June 5, 2018

Invincibooty

1) Bubble, or Donk Booty so luscious it's like it has super powers. 2) Enough Junk in the trunk that the fit chick can knock stuff over if she don't take care when walking, backing up, turning around on a daily basis. 3) So gifted in the hind department, if some chick not paying attention bumper cars her in the butt with a shopping cart, she ok.

Ex.1. I can't quit Mysteria, that invincibooty hold me captive. 2. Invincibooty so plush she knocks over my floor lamp when she turns to leave. 3. Some chick was distracted driving her cart , and plowed into Mysteria's butt. It bounced right off her Invincibooty, and into a shelf of shampoo. She ok, Mysteria was surprised when I toldher she had a bruise though.

by InvincibootySuperhero June 17, 2018