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magicians hat

A term for a woman with a large vaginal passage or man with a particularly lax anus.

Magicians tend to have enough room to pull rabbits and such from inside the hat, demonstrating large hidden volume.
Example:

That guy's got an arse like a magicians hat.
by The Spike February 25, 2007
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Hard Hat

a helmet that people who work on construction sites wear, so shit doesnt fall on their head and kill them.
Mark: Holy shit Steve! Look out!
*Steve gets owned in the head by a brick*
Mark: Damn son, shoulda had your hard hat on!
by Kast April 21, 2006
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Sex hat

We're definitely not having sex tonight because you don't have a sex hat. I only have safe sex.
by bostonclem May 14, 2011
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old hat

Something so well known and established that its practice isn't anything novel or interesting.
Knock knock jokes are rather old hat nowadays.

Picking up girls at clubs is old hat for him.
by tehdang February 14, 2014
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grey hat

Someone who works on the computer, especially hacking that hacks into systems not to look for anomalies or to destroy a system. They're basically in there screwing around causing minor or no damage.
by silver bishop February 1, 2004
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Fanny Hat

She's had so many kids, you could pop her on your head and wear her fanny as a hat. Fanny Hat.
by Helbel030 February 20, 2011
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Magic Hat

When you stick your head inside a girls asshole
She said "put it in the back" so I performed the Magic Hat
by FrankDim October 18, 2021
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