Side saddle french butler

The act of one being in side saddle or little spoon position and reaching behind the back with the right hand similar to a French butler would while holding a tray in his left, and using Said hand to jerk off your partner.

"Got a side saddle french butler last night" shit was bon

by R.j. Berger March 1, 2021

Saddle Crack

The act of a woman receiving oral sex whilst sitting on someone’s face and putting enough weight on them to crack their jaw or cause other facial injury.

“Dude what happened to your face?” - Ron
“She sat on my face so hard I got a saddle crack!”-Ben

by Lady of Poop April 22, 2025

Saddling a dead horse

Originally meant for when someone put a condom on a limp penis. Currently used for safe rigging practices.

For a safe set, saddling a dead horse is NEVER safe.

by Stagecrewboi777 February 20, 2018

Saddle bag

rude, ugly, immature, asshole, window licker,. Can also be someone who is a dirty whOre.

people who are just saddle bags you write off and send them trotten!

by Rachelise February 8, 2023

saddle snake

Penis

Check out the size of that saddle snake!

by Saddle Snake January 24, 2022

Saddled up

When resting scrotum on top of another mans shaft

When Stephan saddled up old Roy and took the shaft for a ride

by Phatballs69 June 14, 2018

Saddle Crotch

The extremely splayed and bruised vagina of a cowgirl that also has faint hint of equine.

Man, I met this hot cowgirl at McClintock's Saloon the other night, but when we got back to her place she had some serious saddle crotch!

by Rudi Peni August 19, 2013