Backseat Mining

When someone watching you play Minecraft questions all of your decisions and tells you how they think you should be playing.

Jordan is always backseat mining me, every time I play it's just, "cobblestone this" or, "you should have used that"

by WiggleFest July 9, 2014

Backseat barnstorming

Having sex in the back seat of a car

"Man, the couple across from me in the parking lot is doing some backseat barnstorming"

by Geoff the Jeff February 8, 2022

backseat blow torch

The act of preforming oral sex in the back seat of a car multiple times

Omg Tiffany is such a backseat blow torch. She blew Ryan in the backseat of his car like 8 different times.

by Ryan Surevva January 13, 2014

Backseat Texting

Telling someone what or how they should text.

John- Dude you should text her "Fuck You!"
Bob- Quit backseat texting.

by EmotionLord44 October 3, 2016

backseat babysitter

When you're the person who's sitting in back with another person or persons you don't know too well or just met, and you have to entertain /talk to them. #wishiwasinthepassengerseatcuzthisisawkward

Friend 1: I'm mad at my Mike.
Friend 2: Why?
Friend 1:
Because I had to be the backseat babysitter to that random while ya'll sat in front chillin.
Friend 2: That was Brandon
Friend 1: I don't f******know him tho!

by BitchyGoose June 15, 2019

broken wrists in the backseat

handcuffs, shackles, or other slavery devices

man if your about to give me broken wrists in the backseat now would be when you duck.

by Cody5050 December 26, 2020

Backseat Grandpa

When a grandpa gives you head (no dentures) in the restaurant parking lot, and then afterward you get a Werther's Original from em.

"Dude, did you see that chick getting a Backseat Grandpa?" "No, hurry up the restaurant just texted me our table is ready."

by JohnnyFibblethips January 20, 2025