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brighton illinois

Brighton, Illinois is a town in southern Illinois. It lies on highway 267, right in the middle of some cornfields. There is one stoplight, and hundreds of druggies. People from Brighton usually fuck their cousins because every one is related.
They're dating? But they're cousins? They must be from Brighton Illinois.
by Gottrash July 31, 2016
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Mental Illinois

A type of illness that causes people to think that it does not exist
Mental Illinois DOES NOT EXIST AND I DO NOT HAVE IT
by lil-stinker October 15, 2022
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Illinois brown snake

When a guy is on bottom of a 69 and he gets the girl off so hard she shits on his forehead.
My girlfriend surprised me with a smelly Illinois brown snake on my forehead oddly I asked if she had more.
by FleshySilo July 12, 2017
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Rochelle Illinois

This is a town full of Mexicans and Niggers. Be careful when driving through Rochelle, IL. A carjacker is waiting at every corner. They do have the best fried chicken and tacos though.
I slipped on some black ice in Rochelle Illinois. When I stood up my wallet and watch were missing!
by Harry Phalms December 19, 2024
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Edwards County Illinois

Its a county in Southern Illinois full of a bunch or Rednecks, Drunks, Fags, Hillbilly's, Meth heads, Pot heads and wana be gangsters. (wiggers) Go to Edwards County if you want to become part of this shitty civilization.
by themanbehindthetxt November 14, 2011
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East St. Louis, Illinois

An abandoned city that has become a huge shithole in recent years.
by cyberpowerjoonee September 30, 2024
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Byron, Illinois

Man 1: what is Byron, Illinois?
Man 2: it is a town in Illinois.
by Don'tsueIactuallylikebyron March 30, 2020
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