Brighton, Illinois is a town in southern Illinois. It lies on highway 267, right in the middle of some cornfields. There is one stoplight, and hundreds of druggies. People from Brighton usually fuck their cousins because every one is related.
by Gottrash July 31, 2016

by lil-stinker October 15, 2022

My girlfriend surprised me with a smelly Illinois brown snake on my forehead oddly I asked if she had more.
by FleshySilo July 12, 2017

This is a town full of Mexicans and Niggers. Be careful when driving through Rochelle, IL. A carjacker is waiting at every corner. They do have the best fried chicken and tacos though.
by Harry Phalms December 19, 2024

Its a county in Southern Illinois full of a bunch or Rednecks, Drunks, Fags, Hillbilly's, Meth heads, Pot heads and wana be gangsters. (wiggers) Go to Edwards County if you want to become part of this shitty civilization.
by themanbehindthetxt November 14, 2011

by cyberpowerjoonee September 30, 2024

by Don'tsueIactuallylikebyron March 30, 2020
