The saddest place you will ever visit. All there is is Fun City and Chicago. If you ever go to Illinois you might as well go to Missouri because Illinois sucks!
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Get the illinois screwdriver mug.Meth ridden town in central Il, smack dab between at. Louis mo and Springfield, Illinois. Bunch of small minded bigots with low i.q’s. Citizens are prone to following cults, and being nasty racists. Avoid at all costs, their Casey’s pizza (all they have to offer) isn’t worth traveling through that shit hole. It’s basically a used car lot full of meth heads and dumb fucks.
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