Illegal as shit

When you don’t pay jack fuck to the IRS for 2 decades. (Said by high boi in his “zootopia in a nutshell” video.)

High boi: “Judy does some quick mafs starting the tax calculation from when he started hustling when he was 12, and finds out just how illegal it is, being *ILLEGAL AS SHIT* and recorded him saying it for good measure.”

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns June 13, 2021

Illegal

Something that's not allowed!

It's illegal to write on these walls!

by Lameguy July 28, 2018

Illegals

A type of person such as a mexican. They can be by the international border, where the silly americans are trying to kill them.

"There is illegals in my yard! Stop them!

by BruhBoi2233 November 5, 2023

Illegal Penpal

The act of sticking both your pointer fingers in your partners vagina and butthole touching the wall inbetween

Me: My girl let me hit the illegal penpal last night
Friend: Dude that’s fucking gross

by Jim H. Piffony January 22, 2024

Big Illegal

when your buddy does something not appreciated by a government or leading figure

bro, you be doin a big illegal

by me boiyinist October 5, 2018

The Illegal Blow

When someone is either dating someone and it's a large age gap between the two or a male or female was "played with" by someone older in the wrong way.

"Yo, I seen this girl going out with some 20 sum y/o and she's 17, that's an illegal blow."
Or
"Girl over there dress like a nigga because when she was younger, she caught the illegal blow."

by The Empire's Champ999 March 7, 2024