squat-itis

A condition where horny sorostitutes are so obsessed with squatting on cock that they cannot control themselves. Often causes arthritis in the knees.

Look at that slut flashing her ham wallet, definitely has a case of squat-itis.

by I'm Brian April 12, 2011

Uncle-itis

When a niece or nephew begins to experience physical distress due to separation from his/her favorite uncle. This can manifest in the form of nightmares or oftentimes, severe crying. Only the reuniting of said uncle and niece/nephew will cure this disease.

Oh no! Maya and Odelia are developing a bad case of uncle-itis. Better get Rami back home soon.

by crembo February 1, 2023

epic-sis-ity

A word used in the same context as epicness.

That place was overflowing with epic-sis-ity! Also see dubya speak

by mooby muffen July 5, 2010

itys

I Told You So is something that we (komik uai) called a movement, an appreciation, a message that we MUST spread to our society.

The message is about how our generation see ourselves in the future and what we should do now to get there! we must make good use of our time for a better future. So, let’s take our little step to our big dreams and future, together.

Before you get “I Told You So” to your face!

kan lagian mager terus sih lo, sekarang nyesel kan? itys!

by itys.21 November 22, 2021

Bitch nigga itis

When you are sick like a little bitch nigga

Joe has diarrhea, and keeps pooping his pants. Sounds like he’s got the bitch nigga itis

by Big_Dick_Johnson_69 July 30, 2021

American-itis

American-itis, also known as the American Plague, is a rather serious illness caused by overusing an american accent and resulting in you being unable to stop using an american accent. It can vary in severeness, ranging from only a few words being only spoken in an american accent to your entire vocabulary being saboutaged by the accent. Treatment is unique for each patient, and the illness can vary lasting from just a few days to a whole lifetime.

"Did you hear that ______ caught the American-itis ?"
"Damn bro, hope it's not too severe."

"He can barely say any words without the accent."

by vaqlued June 8, 2023

Fun-itis

When your significant other comes down with a phantom illness when they know you are going out to have fun without them.

Bro why does your wife always come down with a serious case of fun-itis when we go hang out.

by 812 mafia September 5, 2025