Hyper Moist

When you are just too moist for this world. #Beau #Jacob #Aj

Sorry Rebecca, I'm just too HYPER MOIST.

by Moisturize me daddy December 11, 2017

Hyper

Mentor of the Goon Lineage. speaks in a rather solemn, nonchalant, verbose tone. Even when facing certain death, he continues to speak calmly, showing no sign of hesitation when in any of his gooning sessions. He speaks rather cryptically and often sees those without goons or sign of former gooning techniques in battle as a sign of cowardice, and does not permit them to join or train them in the Goon Lineage.

Hyper: Come, my child. For the Goon Lineage needs you

Yaaph: Never! I do not wish to become one of your ill gooners, for I shall seek higher reasoning and become the Goonmaestro.

by Yaaph February 14, 2025

hyper glide

When you intentionally hydroplane across a section of water, as to glide across it.

Better hold on cuz we are about to HYPER GLIDE across this puddle!

by Dareld Dewme November 16, 2023

hyper-protest

A protest of malevolent intent such as to loot, burn or cause harm to people, places and things.

The hyper-protest occurred after the Supreme Court ruled against (fill in the blank).

by anonymous January 20, 2023

Hyper Ass

An exaggerated drawn or photoshopped image of a character with a huge ass. Mostly used for sexual arousal in animated porn.

Mrs Incredible has a hyper ass and I'm bout to unzip

by SergioBlack March 19, 2019

hyper irony

Hyper irony is a term coined by the artist and youtuber jrEg. It is defined as the return to sincerity from irony. This means, that there are two layers of irony present. The technique is used frquently on the internet in the form of memes.

The movie, The Raven and the Seagull, portrays the post-colonial relationship between Greenland and Denmark through the over use of stereotypical Greenlandic garments and stereotypes. It sincerely conveys its message through hyper irony - it returns from irony to sincerity.

by LessDestiny April 19, 2022

Hyper Slam

When you hype up an outing event and people are hyped up to go but you last minute slam by flaking or changing your mind.

Hype it up and then Slam it down.

Long: Yoooo lets go eat at Sizzlers. Their food is the Delicious
Tann: When and what time?
Long: Tomorrow 5P.M.
Tann: Okay down!

Next Day:
Tann @ 12pm: Yo, you still down or nah?
Long: Nah I got something else to do.
Scott: LOL you got hyper slammed by Long

by Slay86 June 6, 2022