Humpty Dumpty

A man who is a player and an asshole
(He humps and dumps)

Jen: don’t date that Humpty Dumpty

by BoliviaCitrius May 8, 2021

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Humphrous

Heavy to lift or otherwise physically relocate to the point of "Humph" like sounding vocalizations becoming necessary to succeed in moving, lifting, or otherwise physically relocating said gravid objects.

This humphrous cat <Felis Catus> ate both bowls of wet food and it's own dry serving serving as well. DJ Phat Majesty now doubles Finn

by daTookZah May 26, 2021

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Humphrey

When a female lays on her back and make a fist with her hand so you can make love to it.

My lady was on her rag so she gave me a Humphrey.

by Diddypop October 30, 2021

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Humpty-Dumpty

When you dry hump someone and then take a dump on their face

John : "Ah yes, Susan loves the Humpty-Dumpty"

by Philosophical Panda October 13, 2021

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Humphrey

Hu = One True God (Sanskrit)
Hum = Highest (Tibetan)
Phrey = Supreme Lord (Nordic)
Rey = King (Spanish)

Humphrey = One True God King of Kings or One True God Supreme King

In that time, Humphrey will walk with you forever and ever.

by HDGA22 November 23, 2021

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