Hedge Jumping

A nationally recognised sport in the UK. Originally conceived in Harrogate, North Yorkshire by a group of pissed up sixth formers. Marks based on height, impact left, style and hedge selection. Synchronised hedge jumping began to gain momentum in this art until hedge integrity began to prove this variation to be mindless destruction.

Inspiration was first provided by Will 'Crazy Will' McIntosh and the idea further with Robert Cooper, Will Claringbold, Alasdair Bannatyne and Jonny Hurst.

Shit! look at that impact, he leveled that hedge. I FUCKING LOVE HEDGE JUMPING!

by coops420 March 20, 2009

hedgepig

a very particular type of girl, short, looks sweet and innocent. but is severely evil, you would hurt yourself touching the spikes metaphorically speaking ... extremely feisty!

watchout for that hedgepig!

by kittensarenotcute August 4, 2009

Hedge

"That one kid who annoys you"

Stop clicking your pen in class, you are such a hedge.

by Jakes sucks December 29, 2015

"why thank you hedgehog"

An exchange expressing gratitude between two people who are close to each other in the UK, usually the South West, in a fake American South Accent.

"Would you like a cup of tea?"

"Why thank you, hedgehog."

When I offered him a cup of tea, he said, "Why thank you hedgehog"!"

by LucyVee July 12, 2008

Hedgehogging

When a girl's pubic hair is prickly, leaving her to look and feel like a hedgehog, either because:

1) She is sporting some growth after recently shaving,
2) She shaves with a number 2 clipper only.

Shit dude, that girl I picked up last night was seriously hedgehogging. I have a rash all over my junk...

by SgtHotdogs March 4, 2011

Hodgeskins Complex

A rare complex that exsists in select few males, in which in tense situations they simply cannot refrain from naming parts of the female anatomy in grotesque detail. Discovered in the early 22nd century by Doctors Bill Fox and Tim Kustusch.

Dan Hodnik suffers from a severe case of Hodgeskins Complex.

by Foxer February 5, 2004

Shadow the Hedgehog

Common term reffering to "shadowy" game character who wields guns for the sole purpose of grabbing the attention of shooter fans and nothing more. A Dante wannabe.

"Mario uses a bazooka now? Man he's such a Shadow."

by The Dillo April 15, 2005