Long horned Rhino

When a man inserts a screw driver into the end of his penis to make it seem longer during sex.

guy 1: dude she totally wants to fuck

guy 2: yeah but i got a small dick

guy 1: bro just do the long horned Rhino

by not_viv October 14, 2018

3 horned Canadian pisswilly

When your buddy passes out at a party and u balance 3 empty stacked beer cans on his forehead

Yo last night Dave passed out at the party and we pulled a 3 horned Canadian pisswilly on em!

by Fatcockniggaaaaaa June 25, 2019

3 horned Canadian pisswilly

When your buddy passes out and u stack three empty beer cans on his forehead

Yo last night after long cock Larry passed out we pulled a 3 horned Canadian pisswilly on em!

by Fatcockniggaaaaaa June 25, 2019

Tenter Hooked

That nervous feeling one gets before a big meeting or a huge life changing event. Same feeling one gets after a eating Chinese food and 30 minutes later you can feel it in your gut

This interview tomorrow has got me Tenter Hooked, I should probably stay away from Taco Bell or Wok and Roll tonight

by Mrbritches August 8, 2019

johnny-horned

In a video game, killing oneself with a rocket launcher.

"Did you just die?"
"Yeah, I was too close to the wall and Johnny-horned myself"

by ibmayhem September 3, 2019

Show horsed

The act of a wreath being placed, either deliberately, or accidentally around ones neck.

james Was hanging Christmas wreaths on a ladder on the front of the house, he dropped the wreath, and I got show horsed

by JoeJoeDPlate December 13, 2019

Bull-Horned

Bull-horned: when you fuck around with somebody, start some shit and get your ass kicked. Then, whilst on the ground writhing in pain, The person that just kicked your ass pulls out a bull horn and starts yelling in your face about how he kicked your ass.

Yo,, homie did you see cody get his ass kicked today,,,,
Yeah dog, he even got bull-horned. That was humiliating.he never gonna get laid again,,,

He was left in a pool of vomit piss blood and semen.

by Marshall tucker October 30, 2021