hedgehog fun

When you and your friends,or strangers, dress up like sonic characters and proceed to buttfuck each other relentlessly

Ben-"Hey guys after the fur con do you all want to have some hedgehog fun"
Carson-"yea dude I'm totally down"
Zuava-"I'm not first this time"

by Undeadknight69 November 9, 2017

cucking hedgehogs

typically when a woman or man sikes out the other person, when in a emotional, excited state

so were getting wendys tonight, right?
no were getting tacobell
why do you have to be cucking hedgehogs

by amongus man January 12, 2022

Shadow the hedgehog

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

Person 1 what happened

Person 2 shadow the hedgehog pissed on his wife

by herobean5836 April 25, 2022

golden hedgehog

A golden hedgehog is when you're a C-level executive and you do something incredibly stupid like sleeping with a direct report and you get fired and you don't get a golden parachute, you get NOTHING...also known as a Golden Hedgehog

Dude did you hear about James Dickwad III. He just got fired for sleeping with Lisa! I hope he doesn't get a golden parachute. Naw that dumbass walks away with nothing. A golden hedgehog.

by Tokenship March 12, 2024

Hedgehog

A person who loves eating pussy through heavy bush.

My boy, Jesse, is such a hedgehog; he choked on his woman's bush and the paramedics had to be called.

by cacticards January 6, 2015

hedgehog head

A person with a messy combover.

Alright hedgehog head how u doing?

by earnsc September 19, 2016

Hedgehog

When a man positions his ass over a females face in a crouching position - resembling a hedgehog.

The women then licks the man’s butthole while the man stays crouched and engorged.

Justin hedgehogs women to test their boundaries.

by SkdjdjdjeAll May 21, 2022