Person 1: Yo did you see Sonic over there
Sonic: *appears behind him*
Person 1: runs away in fear
Person 2: stands there with Sonic wondering what his problem was.
Sonic: *appears behind him*
Person 1: runs away in fear
Person 2: stands there with Sonic wondering what his problem was.
Sonic The Hedgehog is what you call a blue hedgehog that runs faster than the speed of sound he also collects big golden rings
by dabbaddabbad April 28, 2021
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by anonymous February 8, 2023
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Look at Jamie dancing around the campfire drinking a colourful cruiser or spritzer when everyone else is just sipping a beer and watching the beautiful campfire after a long day of fishing and cricket. What a rainbow hedgehog!
by Bowslosski December 27, 2023
Get the Rainbow hedgehog mug.He is a hedgehog character that is stylized to look like Sonic, but he's a lot different.
He is also a Sonic fan. The things he hates are:
- Inappropriate and bad YouTubers
- Life (yeah literally)
- Google
- Mario and other powerless idiots
He likes 3 VOCALOID characters. They are:
- Hatsune Miku
- The Kagamine Twins (Rin & Len)
He doesn't like cringe. Mostly LankyBox. They make him lose his braincells from cringe.
He has a very big project for him to announce on his YouTube. It's name is "todokuOS". It's a concept operating system emulated in a programming language called Scratch.
He is also a Sonic fan. The things he hates are:
- Inappropriate and bad YouTubers
- Life (yeah literally)
- Mario and other powerless idiots
He likes 3 VOCALOID characters. They are:
- Hatsune Miku
- The Kagamine Twins (Rin & Len)
He doesn't like cringe. Mostly LankyBox. They make him lose his braincells from cringe.
He has a very big project for him to announce on his YouTube. It's name is "todokuOS". It's a concept operating system emulated in a programming language called Scratch.
by Todoku January 29, 2024
Get the Todoku the hedgehog mug.Look at Mel over there as he dances around the campfire drinking a lemon vodka cruiser while everyone else is sitting with a beer enjoying the fire. What a rainbow hedgehog!!
by Bowslosski November 21, 2023
Get the Rainbow hedgehog mug.Look at Mel over there by the campfire. He is dancing around with a lemon vodka cruiser while everyone else has a beer to sit with, looking at the fire . What a rainbow hedgehog!
by Bowslosski November 21, 2023
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