hector

hector is a very kind young man that likes poop and pooping.

person 1: "did you know hector likes poop"
person 2 "that's so cool i gotta poop on him next time i see him"

by mixsj January 9, 2022

hector

jennifer’s boyfriend, the boy that will only be with jennifer for the rest of time. he shares a love so strong and so does she

Whose hector? oh that’s jennifers boyfriend ! lol

by baddi asf July 15, 2023

Hector

Hector is a good person. He is Athletic,chill,he can be out going somtimes, and he is also caring. He is average looking.

Oh look is Hector, let's ask him is he wants to hang out later.

by User1444 November 22, 2021

Hector

He's a narcissist that never actually learns from his mistakes, barely has any real friends because he sucks that bad and is fake af. He's overall really bitchy and pathetic, constantly seeking external validation. Hector also likes to talk about how feminist, mature and progressive he is. But really, he just mindlessly retweets basic takes on Twitter to keep up with appearances and pat himself on the back, and then acts like a misogynist piece of shit. To him, every girl that is not either quiet or extremely nice to him is a "bitch” and “exaggerated”. Also, he loves being friends with fascists and people that generally suck, then talking shit about them behind their back, and then continue to act as though he loves them. He sucks as a person and everyone who has the misfortune to meet him should run far, far away.
He is whiny and pathetic from top to bottom, unfunny and has a recycled personality.

Did you hear what Hector said? He's so fucking dumb, it's straight up impossible to stand being in the same room as him.

X : Hector why did you just yell at that girl?
Hector: Well, she's a bitch that doesn't do everything I want her to.
God, Hector is so annoying he just repeats things people found funny five months ago over and over, he doesn't even have his own sense of humor, also his music taste is pure shit! No wonder he hangs with people who make racist jokes.

by u_fuckingsuck March 23, 2023

Hector

Hector is a guy who makes every other guy pail In comparison he makes everyone laugh with his amazing humor and he never fails to make you feel safe when you're in his presence. He's the kind of guy that you never want to let go of and make him yours forever. (He's usually a dork to)

Girl 1: omg Hector is so funny we work first shift together and I can't stop laughing

Girl 2: he's so amazing and he's all mine did you know he likes milkshakes ?

by ☆Emo_potato☆ November 20, 2023

Hector

Better than evan

omg he is a hector because he is better than evan

by HectorJ November 14, 2020

Esteban Melendez-Hector

Usually a light skin cat who a lil slow. Licks the cheeto dust off his fingers. Wears too tight leggings. Has tig ole bitty fetish.

He's definitely an Esteban Melendez-Hector, you can tell by how he sucks his thumb.

by Nia88 May 28, 2018