haley

Haley is a nice and smart girl.

You know that one smart nice girl?

Oh you mean Haley?

by OhYouKnowThatOneGuyWithThatNam January 5, 2017

Haley Sucks

She sucks at everything

Gosh, Haley sucks!

by Best3000mRunner January 5, 2018

Haley Meghan Hance

The girl whom I am in very much love with, she also posted an Urban Dictionary Definition about me, but unfortunately was declined. Publish this and let her know that she is the most important person in my life. Haley Hance, I love you so very much! You are the definition of perfection and beauty! I love you!!!!

Have you heard about the girl Haley Meghan Hance who won Miss Universe without even entering? Yeah! Isn't that James Oulch's fiance?

by James Oulch May 2, 2013

Nasty Henley

When someone pisses shits and cums while they are passed out, vomiting is a possible bonus.

Me and my freinds got drunk last night and my freind Brandon Bristoe totally pulled a Nasty Henley.

by cocksinyurass19 January 24, 2011

Haley

Haley is a pretty, strawberry blonde. She has blue/green eyes and is of average height. Her boobs are big though. She is very smart and always strives for perfection. You will never catch Haley procrastinating. She can be quick to anger and is annoyed easily, but is really a sweet person. She is very quiet, but very approachable. You will have to be the one to make the first move, but she is so nice and interesting you'll be glad you did. Because she is so quiet it is so funny when she lets go and says crazy things. Haley never gives a boy with unpure intentions what they want. Haley is extremely moral. She is an amazing friend who will support and help her friends through whatever they are going through.

Guy: I tried a move on Haley last night.
Guy's Friend: How'd it go.
Guy: It didn't......
Guy's Friend: Have you ever even talked to her?
Guy: No, but she has big boobs.
Guy's Friend: You should've tried, she's really nice and interesting.

by Mrs.McCall December 17, 2012

Haley

Haley is a gorgeous girl with chocolate eyes and shiny auburn hair. She is kinda tall with long legs and a cute nose. She has pink cheeks and a light dusting of freckles. She was a chubby child which led to her fab body now. She loves J and S names and can have any guy she wants, but she is too shy. She looks like she has it all on the outside: friends, prettiness and popularity. But on the inside she is crying. Extremely sensitive but with a great sense of humor, if you can crack that hard shell exterior she's a winner. Loyal and empathetic, if you are a boy and have a Haley, hold on tight. She has the best lips to kiss and nice boobies and butt but totally skinny otherwise. She has an infectious, easy smile. She may not like to party hard, but other than drinking she's up for anything :)

Sean: ooh who's that hot ginger in the corner?
Matt: oh the one without a beer? That's a Haley, but you can go hook up with her i heard she's an amazing kisser.
*haley turns around
Sean: *gasp* geez look at that bod!

by herdoggie April 22, 2012

Headley Down

Headley down is an area close to Bordon yet vastly different and often muddled. It contains the Heatherlands estate, on which lives what most of the English population calls Chavs. This term is one the Headley Downers find highly amusing, and given its bias definition, largly untrue.

The One Stop is the focal point of the estate, a place to meet, chat and hang out- even in the rain. From its frontage, Young lads with nothing better to do will Intimidate passers by to great amusement.

This is not, as many believe due to their thuggish behaviour- but simply a lack of anything more exciting to do.

Headley down chavs are vastly superiour to those from Bordon. This can be seen by their taste for expensive bling (the bordon lot wear costume jewellery), Their ability to co-ordinate (no red heels and pink tracksuits HERE thanks) and their habit of winning fights instead of losing...

"Headley downers born and bred, Thick in the arm and strong in the head" (altered slightly)

by Madam Mim October 22, 2006