Brie: How was Grand Junction?
Alexa: I just needed some time away after I lost my clients after the crash.
Brie: What did you do the last three months on your harper's landing.
Alexa: Smoked a bunch of weed and hiked, I don't know. But I'm back now, and I have another interview Tuesday.
Alexa: I just needed some time away after I lost my clients after the crash.
Brie: What did you do the last three months on your harper's landing.
Alexa: Smoked a bunch of weed and hiked, I don't know. But I'm back now, and I have another interview Tuesday.
by bobsaget21 February 02, 2020
To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.
by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022
Harper is a sexy beast who takes long strides while walking because he has a monsterous dick. He constantly walks with his hands in his pockets with a smile on his and is always on the sidelines during football games.
Person 1: “why he walk like that”
Person 2: “he has a monsterous dick”
Person 1: “is he a Harper?”
Person 2: “yup”
Person 2: “he has a monsterous dick”
Person 1: “is he a Harper?”
Person 2: “yup”
by Iheartbigmouthjay November 24, 2021
by cheekyjew January 06, 2015
A Harper is the most athletic girl you will meet. She’s super attractive, and has all the boys falling for her. Harper has lots in common with other people so, she has tons of friends. You can tell any Harper a secret and they will keep it forever if you want them to🥰. Harper’s are always best friends to anyone and will have anyone’s back no matter what!! I love Harpers so much!!
Friend: Harper I am so jealous of you. You are so pretty and perfect
Harper: That’s very sweet of you but you shouldn’t be intimidated by me. Nobody is perfect. I’m jealous of you!!
Boy: “geez” who’s the girl
Boys friend: oh you mean Harper?
Boy: if Harpers the one who is really good at sports and is the prettiest girl I have ever seen then yes that is Harper
Harper: That’s very sweet of you but you shouldn’t be intimidated by me. Nobody is perfect. I’m jealous of you!!
Boy: “geez” who’s the girl
Boys friend: oh you mean Harper?
Boy: if Harpers the one who is really good at sports and is the prettiest girl I have ever seen then yes that is Harper
by Sup Kate July 14, 2019
Harper is a girl who will change the grooves and waves of your brain. Harper is smart, but not quite nerdy. Harper is funny, but not annoying. Harper is gorgeous. Harper is special. She is a warm hug and a pure soul. Harper is kind, but will stand up for anyone being treated wrong. Her hair is waves of chestnut brown, similar to her tan skin, but her striking green eyes make her stand out. She is the most enchanting, hilarious, free spirited, beautiful girl you will ever meet, with the voice of an angel. And yes, she was named after the author of “To Kill a Mockingbird”
by Missmisery11 March 11, 2025
Mary Harper is a nice person over text, but once you know her she will talk shit behind your back. Mary is still obsessed with her both of her ex’s, and can’t get over any guy she talks too. Mary will back stab you but will still pretend that she is your friend. NEVER TRUST MARY HARPER!!
by FORTNITELOVER35 October 02, 2020