italian handjob

When, after eating a tasty italian dinner of pasta and sauce, your partner gives you a handjob using the leftover pasta sauce as lube. Best with homemade sauces, chunky sauces are NOT ideal.

Dude, she made me spaghetti with this sick homemade marinara, and then she gave me an Italian Handjob!

by STankylegz October 21, 2009

Ultimate Handjob

An act whereby a male penetrates a woman in her anus while she fists herself. She then grabs her penis through her vaginal wall and stimulates it to completion.

John was delighted that Sarah was loose enough to give him an ultimate handjob. He didn't hate his children afterall.

by Fanov ultimate September 11, 2011

Broken handjob

The name, meaning "Bro handjob" and "Broken hand handjob", is a word used when someone's main arm is broken, leaving them unable to pleasure themselves. Thus, a bro or a hommie may offer or be asked to assist when intent on pleasure. This act is strictly NOT homosexual, as of two factors:
1: acts with hommies aren't gay, as they're hommies.

2: when finished, both participants often exclaim "No homo" which repels the gayness from the situation, reassuring themselves of their straight intent; and nothing gay was intended to be conveyed.

You: Hey, hommie, I broke my arm last Monday and I've been unable to jack it, could you help a brother out and give me a broken handjob?
Hommie: Sure thing bro!

by Foxzes January 22, 2018

french handjob

giving a handjob only your hand is backwards. reverse handjob

Everything was going great last night, it was like rainbow sextacy until my girlfriend blew her rotator cuff giving me a french handjob

by Bass4Rent January 22, 2015

korean handjob

When a handjob is given in a furious, quick fashion. This often results in loss of blood flow to the genitals and a loss of the ability to reproduce. Takes about 3-5 minutes

The Korean handjob was worth it.

by heyitzstani April 6, 2017

SAD HANDJOB

A sex act where the only lubrication is the tears of the person preforming the handjob.

Bill was regulated to sad handjobs after his girlfriend broke up with him.

by Poohbear of claws October 31, 2018

yuri handjobs

Yuri is Japanese porn consisting of two women, and a handjob is a girl jacking off a guy. So it basically doesn't make any sense combining the two words together.

Person 1: Yuri Handjobs
Person2: Shut the fuck up you aren't funny

by CroMaLaka April 30, 2023