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italian handjob

When, after eating a tasty italian dinner of pasta and sauce, your partner gives you a handjob using the leftover pasta sauce as lube. Best with homemade sauces, chunky sauces are NOT ideal.
Dude, she made me spaghetti with this sick homemade marinara, and then she gave me an Italian Handjob!
by STankylegz October 21, 2009
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Ultimate Handjob

An act whereby a male penetrates a woman in her anus while she fists herself. She then grabs her penis through her vaginal wall and stimulates it to completion.
John was delighted that Sarah was loose enough to give him an ultimate handjob. He didn't hate his children afterall.
by Fanov ultimate September 11, 2011
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australian handjob

An act where either a male or female wears a kangaroo costume and masturbates their partner. It can be male on male, male on female, female on male, or female on female. The important criteria is the kangaroo costume.
"He did the Australian handjob on her"...
by DamianLolWood July 27, 2017
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french handjob

giving a handjob only your hand is backwards. reverse handjob
Everything was going great last night, it was like rainbow sextacy until my girlfriend blew her rotator cuff giving me a french handjob
by Bass4Rent January 22, 2015
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korean handjob

When a handjob is given in a furious, quick fashion. This often results in loss of blood flow to the genitals and a loss of the ability to reproduce. Takes about 3-5 minutes
by heyitzstani April 6, 2017
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Singapore Handjob

An attempted hand job in which the receiver runs away from after initiation.
This chick was coming on to me hard last night. The platinum card was glinting in her eyes, She tried to fumble me under the table but I was only onboard for a Singapore handjob. Had to pull the rip cord and split
by Scouse Tourguide December 11, 2019
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yuri handjobs

Yuri is Japanese porn consisting of two women, and a handjob is a girl jacking off a guy. So it basically doesn't make any sense combining the two words together.
Person 1: Yuri Handjobs
Person2: Shut the fuck up you aren't funny
by CroMaLaka April 30, 2023
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