horse hockey

1 horse excrement

2. nonsense

(See also horseshit)

We don't care about any of this horse hockey, tell it to someone who cares.

by Light Joker March 17, 2005

Band of Horses

An indie-rock band that formed in 2004. They were originally known as "Horses".

Band of Horses, or Horses, is a band primarily composed of humans, not horses.

by Chigglywiggly January 15, 2007

oreo-horse

Wild, swift, hoofed mammal of southern and eastern Africa. Commonly known as 'zebra' these black and white striped animals are also found in zoo's.

"Mommy can we go see the oreo-horse?"

by beastlessbeauty January 06, 2013

horse goggles

A metaphorical human version of blinders, headwear that blocks off a horses peripheral vision so they dont get distracted. This is most often used when someone is oblivious to something important or obvious.

I waved said hi to Mike. But he stormed past without even seeing me. He had his horse goggles on.

by Natethegreat315 September 09, 2010

Horse box

An Irish term of endearment. Used when greeting friends.

Ah howaya horse box, are ya well?!!

by Oirish March 31, 2018

horse hopping

Pulling a train on several fat women at the same time.

Horse hopping is like jumping from one tall building to the next.

by Fireball and Harley June 09, 2006

Show-Horsing

When a gentleman caller tries to impress his female counter-part by engaging in behavior that would typically be more understated in normal situations.

Kevin: Look at Matt yelling at the TV like an idiot. He barely even likes baseball.

Ray: I know. He's just show-horsing because his girlfriend is here.

by Jack Parkman November 04, 2009