A retarded retard who thinks he's funny but he isn't...which is quite embarrassing. Most of the time he stays indoors, but once in a blue moon his two retard spastic idiot mates will pick him up and go to micky ballsacks. He is also a homosexual faggot who likes suckin of streetwalkers. his hair follicles are very demented, he smells like a retard dickhead and he eats food.
Pete: "Yo look at that guy over there, he probs thinks he's funny."
Jai: "Yeh, he looks like the type of guy to suck off a streetwalker imo."
Theo: "He probably smells like a retard dickhead too."
Adam: "I agree completely! what a fucking retard...He is most likely a Harris."
Jai: "Yeh, he looks like the type of guy to suck off a streetwalker imo."
Theo: "He probably smells like a retard dickhead too."
Adam: "I agree completely! what a fucking retard...He is most likely a Harris."
by MikeSebastion October 29, 2018

by Jesustookthewheel March 24, 2019

Harry. harry is so fucking hot. he's so cute too. his friends are goofy and mean. he loves Lego's and Minecraft. he's amazing. whenever he does anything I smile. whenever I see a photo of him I blush and smile. i just want to be with him forever.
by Toast;) December 31, 2022

Harry is a brave man with courage and honor. When you first meet him he is very shy, but when you get to know him, he is very gentle and romantic.
by OofxOcean October 18, 2019

A complete moron with no friends. Struggles with everything and gets beat up a lot. If they get a friend nothing will happen because it's impossible for a Harris to get friends.
by H@rris2006 October 24, 2019

The sort of cunty person who would go around to his ex’s house to play Mario kart but then cheats on you and moves on 3 months later.
by M..a. September 16, 2018
