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Harris

A retarded retard who thinks he's funny but he isn't...which is quite embarrassing. Most of the time he stays indoors, but once in a blue moon his two retard spastic idiot mates will pick him up and go to micky ballsacks. He is also a homosexual faggot who likes suckin of streetwalkers. his hair follicles are very demented, he smells like a retard dickhead and he eats food.
Pete: "Yo look at that guy over there, he probs thinks he's funny."
Jai: "Yeh, he looks like the type of guy to suck off a streetwalker imo."
Theo: "He probably smells like a retard dickhead too."
Adam: "I agree completely! what a fucking retard...He is most likely a Harris."
by MikeSebastion October 29, 2018
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Harry

A guy who regularly says “I’m cool I’m in a band” but really, he isn’t cool and he’s band is aight
Harry: I’m cool bro, I’m in a band

Everyone else: ok bro. You do you
by Jesustookthewheel March 24, 2019
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Harry

Harry. harry is so fucking hot. he's so cute too. his friends are goofy and mean. he loves Lego's and Minecraft. he's amazing. whenever he does anything I smile. whenever I see a photo of him I blush and smile. i just want to be with him forever.
''im gonna marry harry'' ''dawg why'' ''hes so wonderful''
by Toast;) December 31, 2022
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Harry

Harry is a brave man with courage and honor. When you first meet him he is very shy, but when you get to know him, he is very gentle and romantic.
Harry is a brave man.
by OofxOcean October 18, 2019
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Harris

He’s a pussy aswell as pedo
Harris is a pedo and a retard
by SAADARMHEAD May 8, 2019
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Harris

A complete moron with no friends. Struggles with everything and gets beat up a lot. If they get a friend nothing will happen because it's impossible for a Harris to get friends.
"Bruh look it's Harris, what a loser"
by H@rris2006 October 24, 2019
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Harris

The sort of cunty person who would go around to his ex’s house to play Mario kart but then cheats on you and moves on 3 months later.
Don’t do a harris, you’ll be the ultimate fuck up.
by M..a. September 16, 2018
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