Grunt-nap

A nap taken with no normal comforts such as pillows or covers. Usually taken with little notice in a small window of time in an uncomfortable location such as a hanger floor or a foxhole
“Did you get any sleep?”
“Yeah I got a grunt-nap while I was waiting for EOD to show up”
by the great whan July 27, 2018
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Military Grunt Cunt

Jim never listen to the Commanders advice he would always like to go Rogue so he was known around the camp as a Military Grunt Cunt
by EmJayee October 05, 2017
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dopey grunt

rhyming slang for the word cunt.

in america, calling someone a cunt can net you in big trouble as the word is deeply offensive to americans, just not to the british, australians, new zealanders, scottish or the irish. so to circumvent this, calling an american a dopey grunt should help get you around this.
kelvin: remember mate, over in america, don't call any american a cunt. it can land you in massive trouble. remember to call them a dopey grunt. they'll be none the wiser.
george: yep. heard you loud and clear.
by maqs malone November 14, 2021
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Splash O' Grunt Juice

Also known as a "Blake-kakke". Basically, dump a double-shot of your favorite alcohol and mix it into a large White cherry slushie. Next, chug the ENTIRE thing during Popp's piss break. Note: You get +10 Homo-suspicion points if the slushie splashes IN YOUR FACE!!!
No, I am not taking a Splash O' Grunt Juice...Got it in my mouth and eyes last time!!!!!
by FT_Zeek September 14, 2022
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Grunting

Achieving a state of pleasure, satisfaction or content via the slightest sexual means for an extended period of time. For example, this could include anal stimulation as well as viewing pornographic images to achieve an erection however, without fully engaging the erection within acts of sex or full masturbation (frotting may sometimes be permitted). It's a more on the edge for of edging so to speak. Buddhist and Hindu monks have been known to 'grunt' for the purpose of meditational practices.
Andrew is exhausted and sore as he stayed up all night grunting without edge or climax
by Sex Magicka Wizard April 23, 2024
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exit grunt

The sound a person makes when giving that extra umph to complete the passing of an enormous chocolate log.
Dude, we were in a public bathroom, why did that asshole in stall 3 have to give an exit grunt?
by Chredwards April 07, 2017
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Pork grunts

After eating large quantities of smoked pork then frantically running into a friends bathroom to ruin it from a complete asshole explosion covering walls, sinks, and toiletries with liquid shit. (SL 2018)
Holy fuck, Jared! Your pork chops gave me the god damn pork grunts. I just sprayed shit from my ass all over the bathroom walls. FUCK!
by SLLS August 20, 2018
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