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Grunt-nap

A nap taken with no normal comforts such as pillows or covers. Usually taken with little notice in a small window of time in an uncomfortable location such as a hanger floor or a foxhole
Did you get any sleep?”
“Yeah I got a grunt-nap while I was waiting for EOD to show up”
by the great whan July 27, 2018
mugGet the Grunt-napmug.

Grunt

Awh that Michelle is such a grunt!
by TCCCX January 18, 2022
mugGet the Gruntmug.

Grunt Cunts

The butch lesbian version of the term Scissor Sisters, can also be referred to as moist mullets, team karens, or old tuna boats.
me: "I was at the bar and saw two chicks making out last night."
friend: "Nice! How hot were they? A couple of fine scissor sisters?"
me: "Hell no, they looked like frumpy men, they were grunt cunts."
by Fennigan-igan January 29, 2025
mugGet the Grunt Cuntsmug.

Grunt

A word used to describe something disgusting, bad, gross, ugly, dumb, stupid, just generally unappealing.
Michael's terminology is so grunt
by Grunt May 14, 2015
mugGet the Gruntmug.

stall grunts

Someone who grunts while they take a shit in a public stall even when there is someone in the stall next to them.
I had a hard time shitting at the fair while the dude in the stall next to me was letting out some loud stall grunts.
by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025
mugGet the stall gruntsmug.

grunt one out

(usu. derogatory) give birth. Derived from the sound made after the command "push, push, push!!!"
Michelle has been knocked up forever, when is she gonna grunt one out?!
by Samuel Francisco October 1, 2014
mugGet the grunt one outmug.

Gunt Grunt

Larry: “Damn that fat bitch just queefed” Tom: “no she just Gunt Grunted
by TjScully September 19, 2025
mugGet the Gunt Gruntmug.

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