greased jesus

Someone/something incredibly amazing, greasy, sexy, or all of the above.

"So greasy, he slid right off the cross and into our hearts."

"go greased jesus go greased jesus GREASED JESUS go greased jesus"

by ayam_lyresh June 18, 2009

greased off

to give someone a funny look because they've done something totally gay or you hate/dislike them

she just totally greased me off, that b****

i just greased off that chick, i hate her so much (no one would ever say that though)

by no one you'll ever know June 10, 2008

Nut Grease

The white crusty stain that resides of a chair that was given to you but was previously owned by a sweaty fat peice of shit.

OMG Thats like the terminator of nut grease! it keeps coming back!

by David Love June 24, 2008

chick grease

The body fluids that accumulate in a womans vagina during stimulation, which lubricates a mans penis during intercourse.

"My dick is a little squeaky, it could use some chick grease".

by Jenn E May 12, 2007

Grease the wheels

Drinking a cup of coffee to facilitate a bowel movement.

Mike: Is that your third cup of coffee?
Carl: Yeah, I haven't taken a dump in two days, I'm just trying to grease the wheels.

by mybigfatgreasewheeler1 July 24, 2009

Greece's Grease

The grease inserted from behind into Greece,

to widen up for an uncomfortable IMF insertion

of unbearable loans and austerity measures.

I used Greece's Grease to make her ass like a cunt!

by Malakas of Malaga July 17, 2011

Grease It Up

Getting one's penis worked over real good, in particular pertaining to a vigorous hand job.

Also a command telling someone what you want them to do to your penis, or just a sex command in general.

Very versatile sex term, play with it, try it out, sure you'll like it and start to say it often.

Jim and Steve may seem straight, but secretly everyone knows they want to grease each other up.

Oh Yea Girl GREASE IT UP!! GREASE IT UP!!!!

by mrbartender June 19, 2007