Gauchos

“Basically cowboys but cooler and spanisher” -Oversimplified

The gauchos road their horses caeallos across the falklands.

by Xxfuuuuu9 March 31, 2024

Hot Gaucho

The farts you get while you have the meat sweats.

Dude I ate so much beef tonight I got the meat sweats. Those poor bastards in the elevator couldn’t handle the Hot Gaucho I dropped!

by -Linwood November 20, 2021

Thanks mrs goucher

A phrase you say when someone trying to be helpful fails miserably

Assistant teacher: just clarifying, you simplify number five then factor?
Teacher: no, you factor, THEN simplify. Stop asking stupid questions, you're not being helpful
Students (in unison): THANKS MRS GOUCHER!

by Benjafo March 6, 2017

Pauly’s Gouch

The poo stained piece of skin between a pre-pubescent ball sack and a well used rusty sheriffs badge that’s been penetrated by more darts than the International Darts league dart board.

Have you smelt Pauly’s Gouch today? He must have been punched hard last night!!

by Victor 1 Jukes June 17, 2018

The Donald Goucher

an act where the attendee stares into a mirror and chants the name Donald Goucher repeatedly. The act of this is supposed to grant the physical attributes of the mythological figure Donald Goucher.

Jeremy attributes his sexual prowess to the Donald Goucher ceremony he performs every morning.

by The handler March 24, 2021

free the gouch

a phrase used by those who are victim blamers and think sexual harassers should be let free

Bob: "FREE THE GOUCH!"
Jeff: "You never get laid bro, do you?"

by anon1569 May 14, 2021

The Ole Groucho Marks

When you don't manscape, so you got a nice big bush of pubes, and bury your member in your partners mouth, so they wear your pubes like eyebrows and look like Groucho Marks.

Damn, I bout pissed myself laughing, lookin all bushy browed when I gave em the Ole Groucho Marks.

by Daisy Chain for Satan January 12, 2024