goon

1)Someone who has to be better than everyone else; usually in games, video games.
2) Has no idea of what they are doing and are acting slightly retarded. (Also annoying)

(1) Tom: Hey guys!
Sup tom!
Tom: Guys I just totally got my teir seven! Hahaha! Im so pwning you noobs!
Rob: You're such a goon. . .
(2) Tom: Uh guys I dont know how to do this....Help?
...
Tom: Help!! HELPPPPPPPPPP guysssssssss help meeeeeeeee

STFU TOM!

by worldofwarcraftpwnsyouall December 16, 2008

Gooned out

A point during masturbation where you start to lose control and revert to a Neanderthal goon tard, often after hitting poppers or smoking an insane amount of weed. The pleasure becomes so intense that your eyes roll back, your mouth opens into an "O", and you're either panting, grunting, making monkeybate sounds or babbling about how good your penis feels.

Once I took that last hit of poppers I was gooned out bro.

by Ultbator August 20, 2019

party goon

Someone of higher class who is renowned for hosting lavish parties and events and has a reputation for having knowledge of all bars, clubs and spots around the area.

Look at Rafa, he’s such a party goon, no one in college throws parties like him.

by Dr. Douglas July 4, 2021

Goon Light

Exceptionally good down lighting that highlights the display on well defined muscles.

Nick became overwhelmingly happy after her finished his strict curls because his arms looked absolutely jacked in the goon light.
See also: “Dancing in the Goon Light”

by JustDancinInTheGoonLight November 22, 2020

goon rat

Absolutely anything you ducking want

Fucking goon rat

by Jackstevo2 April 2, 2017

Booty Goon

An individual who preys upon booty, specifically male booty, in the streets or in the confines of a detention center.

Don’t play with me man, I got booty goons on standby. They will take your ass and make you their bitch!

by padre June 5, 2021

Fixie Goon

A person who rides a fixed gear bike with no brakes , the brakes are their legs. They are usually seen running red lights , pulling wheelies , skidding , etc .

Miggy : look at Fabian , he just ran that red light on his bike

Johnny : yea he’s a fixie goon

by Pacha May 1, 2019