A generally low ranking member of the Unorganized Militia. These are generally the most disposable members of a revolution, that exist to
die protecting Liberty and overthrowing tyranny. True Goons are well trained and have the "Speak Softly, but carry a big stick" mentality. They are lovers of
people and defenders of freedom. Goons have no racial,
Gender, religious, orientation, or Socioeconomic criteria to join. They are an all inclusive group and welcome anyone (besides tyrants and pedophiles).
The Goons are down at the Public
library, wearing plate carriers with their rifles, to keep the mayor from burning the
books that cover the terrible things the
Nazi's did.