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gobble-wobbled

To see or hear something so stupid you can't even process it properly and feel stupid/
'Mark said something so stupid I was gobble-wobbled.'
by bigbewbsfatcaulk October 22, 2022
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Gobble Funked

When a person loses their trail of thought and can't pronounce words properly, similar to stuttering
Boy 1 : how have you been?

Boy 2 : I've been good, I've just been gahdhdg

Boy 1 : he's gobble funked again
by Rebooted April 28, 2025
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Clock Gobbling Flagget

A clock gobbling falgget is a man of the effimenete nature who loves the taste of sweaty cock. He devours the meat like a teenage whore on prom night. Clock gobbling flaggets also love cats. They love the feel of their fur, the taste of their kiss and the feel of cat cock on their drooling little tongue. Clock gobbling flaggets enjoy taking it up the ass, licking the butt, but never taste the ta'int. You know a clock gobbling flagget when you see one. He has long, thick braids, tight pants that show his ass wares and is usually a Manager in a retail store. He treats his employees like pure shit because he has no life outside of work. He will stab you in the back, talk about you to everyone and he especially loves eating your lunch. Your local clock gobbling flagget can be seen at the Club dancing like it's 1999, lurking around the Men's restroom waiting for a big, Black cock to slap him in the face and spending hours on his knees taking it up the butt.
Eric was caught by campus security slobbing on Jeff's knob. He is such a clock gobbling flagget.

If you like the taste or cock on your tongue you my friend are a clock gobbling flagget.
by SlobKnobRob June 16, 2025
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Gobble Job

When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.
At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-red scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.
I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobble job whilst I sat on the dining room table.
by Shmamm! November 23, 2024
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Gobble Squabble

The scrunched up and saggy skin between your dick and the top of your scrotum when it is warm or outside or pinched. Similar shape as the wattle on a chicken.
“Babe, your gobble squabble keeps hitting my chin!”

“Did you see Kevin in the showers after the game yesterday, his gobble squabble was immaculate!”

“Grab my gobble squabble when you go down, it’ll make me cum way faster!”
by Guggilodall July 10, 2021
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Gibble Gobble Nabber Gabber

What you doin davy boy? I'm a gibble gobble mother fucker gibble gobble fuck me please!! not in a million years dave.
Gibble Gobble Nabber Gabber, A person going insane like davy boy

saying i, Gibble Gobble Mother Fucker gibble gobble fuck me please
by cmill7589 May 18, 2025
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Gobble Gobble!

Chicken- Fight me you pussy (Angry Context)
Cookie Monster: Fuck you bitch (Casual Context)
Student: Hey Fuck You
Teacher: What did you say
Student: Gobble Gobble
Teacher: GOBBLE GOBBLE!
by PUSSYDESTROYER6969996 February 27, 2019
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