Gotta Pay Lonnie

A pimp, drug dealer, or "whatever" guy you do daily illegal business with and who you owe some of your welfare check to.

GPL 'Gotta Pay Lonnie"

druggie chick in welfare line: "I can't live on 200 a month"

Jail Dude: "I can't live on 200 a day haha"

Druggie Chick: " well, I need the 200, I have a phone bill and I "Gotta Pay Lonnie."

(The name is fictitious)

by sherrbie June 28, 2012

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when you gotta lock in

when you gotta lock in: when your looking at the goofiest shit ever but then somebody walks by or asks what your doing so you gotta put the most serious face on. Let even a smirk out its O, VER. You gotta be locking in here lookin like you´ve been mewing since 1894.

Me: OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
Mom: *thinking,*what is he doing* Hey son what in the yippie kai yo kai yae are you
Me: 🗿,🗿did🗿you🗿say🗿something🗿figure🗿who🗿birthed🗿me🗿into🗿this🗿world🗿(damn bro she almost caught me, times like this is when you gotta lock in

by Bigbuffblackman January 8, 2024

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I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS

A youtube video consisting of a very uncanny version of rick and morty where morty gets his penis bitten by a snake and rick says he has to suck it

Ronk:I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS
Marty: what?! youre my grandad?
Ronk: Oh come on morty,Just one little suck! It'll save your life!
Marty: I-i dont know rick. isint there another way?

by Your dad is gone lol April 26, 2025

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gotta keep an eye for selener

The phrase "Gotta keep an eye for Selener" means to keep an eye out for fake people. Found by worldwide famous rapper Nicki Minaj, she quotes the phrase on a verse in the song "Beauty and thr Beat", collabing with Justin Bieber.

Ariana Grande: "Oh my god, Cardi was literally starting rumors about you..."
Nicki Minaj: "Gotta keep an eye for Selener..."

by cupcakke'scoochie September 14, 2023

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