A whimsical and affectionate way to bid farewell or express wishes for a restful sleep. Derived from a blend of "goodnight" and "snuggle," gutenschniggle encapsulates the warmth and intimacy of a cozy bedtime ritual. It carries connotations of fondness, comfort, and a sense of security, often used between loved ones or in familial settings to convey care and affection before parting ways for the night.
Gutenschniggle! I'm going to bed.
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Get the gutenschniggle mug.A bullshit excuse for not coming in to work. or to cancel plans. "Gluteal" literally means ass, and although "glaucoma" is technically an eye disease, another definition of the word can also be: "a poor excuse". So this phrase basically translates to "my ass ain't coming to work and I don't have a good excuse".
John: "hey boss, I'm not coming to work today".
Boss: "wtf John? Why not?"
John: "I have Gluteal Glaucoma".
Boss: "wtf John? Why not?"
John: "I have Gluteal Glaucoma".
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Get the gutenshniggle mug.A whimsical way to express wishes for a restful sleep. It is often used between loved ones or in familial settings to convey care and affection before parting ways for the night.
I'm going to bed now, gutenschniggle!
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