baby giraffe syndrome

1) a ficticious man-made attempt at an ego boost.

2) the moment of: "a momentary loss of leg control due to strenuous activity."

Dude 1: "So I was totally banging this chick, and afterwards she asked for more water. So I made her get out of bed to grab some. And, she totally fell over, had no control of her legs..."

Dude 2: "Dude, she has baby giraffe syndrome.

Dude 3: "Dude, I know, it was awesome..."

by Mikey Pow Pow April 14, 2010

steam powered giraffe

the gayest goddamn thing you could ever imagine

Heard Tony did a fuckin' steam powered giraffe on Lebron. What a GAN?

by Anonymous Pickle October 6, 2018

giraffe midget condom

A condom that fits both a Giraffe and a disabled midget.

Wow that really need a Giraffe midget condom.

by anonymous January 15, 2023

Two giraffes fighting

When someone is so high that they don't stop moving around,they can't sit still.flailing their arms,constant head and neck movement. Usually accompanied by distorted facial expressions or exorcism like behavior.Similar to noodle grooving,wiggling,swimming,tweaking

"she was tweaking so hard it looked two giraffes fighting."

by jublisstar October 23, 2022

Giraffe on a tight rope

Being extremely under Pressure or very nervous

Example 1: you’re like a giraffe on a tight rope.

Example 2: you’re more nervous than a giraffe on a tight rope, what’s wrong?

Example 3: there’s a big test coming soon and I feel like a giraffe on a tight rope.

by Rosie python July 26, 2020

The giraffe down and grab

When a girl stretches her long ass neck down and bites off your dick while grabbing your balls. Sometimes swallowing the dick she then proceeds to regurgitate it into the anus of that poor victim.

Gerald: I got the giraffe down and grab yesterday.
Tom:Well fuck....

by goochy goochy February 22, 2018

Block Island Giraffe

When your chick is so tall that she has to open the hatch on your boat to stick her head out to ride your shaft.

I had this chick in my ocean yacht the other night that was so tall she had to do the Block Island Giraffe on me. People walking by on the dock were watching in disbelief as she rode up and down on my long shaft with her head above deck.

Also known as the ocean yacht trot.

by Skinner M September 4, 2021