genital snot

The stuff that oozes out of a chick's Virginia when she, technically, ejaculates, but it doesn't exactly squirt out.

Damn, woman, that shit looks just like snot...genital snot.

by C.H.U.D. November 11, 2005

genital wart

A growth on the penis caused by the human papilloma virus. Generally associated with multiple male partners.

At the clinic in San Francisco, Ainty Bidness was told he had so many genital warts his penis would have to be amputated.

by MAGGALO July 24, 2004

genitalia

The main content in cheap ass burgers

the rest of the genitalia burger is probably newspape

by Loading Name.... January 4, 2007

Genital Slurpees

Oral sex. Really sloppy drooly slurpey oral sex. the good kind.

or

when someone pours a slurpee all over your balls and someone else licks it off

sup bro? dat bitch gave me genital slurpees last night. alpha brama!

sup bro? dat bitch poured slurpee all over my balls and gave me genital slurpees! it was cold yo!

by slurpees not herpes January 2, 2008

geit yet?

A southern contraction, translated as "have you eaten?" (literally, "did you eat yet?") It was made famous by Jeff Foxworthy in his comedy bit, "Southern Words."

"Hey man - I'm getting hungry. Geit yet?" "Nah, let's go to McDonalds."

by joe the rebel killer d April 28, 2008

Dual Genitalia Nanotranssexual

n. A type of person some futurists expect to experiment in becoming for temporary or indefinite periods of time. With the application of nanotechnology, one's person has the psychological configuration of one sex and the exterior configuration of the opposite sex, while possessing the ability to switch between real male and female genitalia at will with simple thought commands

Tommy: Hey, Seth! Let's become Dual Genitalia Nanotranssexuals tonight. We'll both look and sound like hot girls. And when we're fucking, we can take turns eating each other's pussies, sucking each other's cocks, and cockfucking each other.

Seth: Okay. Why not? This is the male-end solution to the philosophical problem of not knowing what it's like to be a lesbian or what our girlfriends feel when we're fucking them.

by Component X August 28, 2008

Genital Crank

A device invented in late 1840s Michigan that fell out of use by the end of the 19th century. No sketches or diagrams of the device are known to exist, though its name and contemporaneous accounts from diaries, letters and other primary sources suggest that its use was sexual in nature. To wit, "Ere I been Gone Now Two Moons marchng with Genneral Grant and Tis All I can Bear to Bee without the Warm Comfort of Your Bed as you Work the Genital Crank in the Night-time," one Union soldier wrote to his mistress in 1863. References to the "Sex Axe," thought to be a component of the genital crank, buttress this theory. The genital crank is also thought to have played a role in the mysterious sexual act known as "Getting Hometowned in Jackson."

"Did you remember to bring the genital crank?"

by Lonnie J. September 15, 2008