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Government High

The act of getting high through government funded or assistance programs. This includes anything from prescription drugs from assistance programs, to whip-it's with foodstamps.
I grabbed me a few cans of Redi-Whip so we can watch the game and enjoy our government high.
by limpfish July 4, 2011
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government

This is the group of people I have compiled a list of to be assassinated during the revolution. Who's with me. The oil industry, media, medicine, political cock-smokers, anyone who uses children to promote their own welfare,people who use old people and minority issues just like the child users, every one of them who promised something and didnt deliver and te ones who stopped them, all of them must die and I want the blood on my hands!

At least as long as I can find something else to wipe it on, like a dead party-members shirt or something...
We, the government, care about your children, thats why 10% of the population owns 90% of the wealth. -- die!!!

lunesta, ambien,cialis,war in country here every 3 seconds on tv, also called brainwashing when "they" talk about other countries doing it but ok for them to do it. Just start counting how many times key words are repeated in commercials and the news and watch as the US slowly but surely insinuates that iran and syria are behind hezbollah so that they have an excuse to invade iran for oil which makes those 10% even more rich and will leave us paying 4-5 fucking dollars at the pump even though we have the power to say fuck you to these people if everyone got off of their damn asses, or just stayed on their asses and no one went anywhere at all and no one bought any fucking gas or anything, of course they would just starve us out in the city as we are completely at their mercy to get food, think long and hard about your real position in life here people, this is no wild insane rant. They do only what is necessary to uphold the illusion that they give a miniscule shit about you and that only to support their interests. There's just a taste of what I'm talking about.

Bring on the revolution!!!!!!!
by dick.nasty August 14, 2006
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Government Wharf

A landing place or pier for tying down or unloading ships or boats. During the day the wharf is populated by Asians, looking to sell sunfish or bass. After sunset the wharf is swarmed by all manner of niggers, hood-rats, and hoes, drinking colt 45, eating watermelon and fried chicken.
"Trinity make sure you tie up the boat at da government wharf so dem niggers dont steal that shit"
by woah betty April 26, 2009
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Government

The subtle name given to a large mafia, taking protection money and a good percentage of your paycheck just for living on their turf and will kill you or send you into a big building with rapists if you refuse
Stupid government is taking my entire paycheck for protection money
by mclovin316 April 13, 2009
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government

An evil organization devoted to, even in a land that's supposed to be ruled by freedom, giving ultimate power to one human being.
by Not Proud to be an American April 23, 2003
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US government

The government of the United States of America.

The US government is "owned" by the civilian population of the United States, and they have the right to voice their opinions without consequences from the government.
There are three branches of the US government, from lowest to highest in power:
Local Government (run by a mayor)
State Government (run by a governor)
Federal Government (run by a president)
All three of these levels of government work together (sometimes; it depends) for certain purposes, such as involving taxes and how taxes can be used for various services. For example, the local and state governments work together, often, to create local services, like schools, police departments, and hospitals. The federal government, on the other hand, is rife with countless services and agencies, with enough power to serve the entire nation and other nations.

When one thinks of the US government, they usually think of the federal government, which is, as mentioned, the highest level of government.

The US government has been bashed time and time again concerning its true purpose. The US government does have certain secrets, but the US government is better than any other government if you stop and think about it. The US government is run by bureaucrats, not thugs (all kinds of nations think our government is evil and gone mad).

Although it is entirely your opinion, hear mine : THE US GOVERNMENT IS NOT EVIL.
"The US government is not evil like everyone says. Compared to other governments, we are just a bunch of mindless bureaucrats, not oppressive nazis or fascists or imperialists. Government agents, although a few may have agendas, are merely doing there jobs (hence the word "bureaucrat). Like one guy described the definition of government, the government just wants to be your friend....lol silly-sounding I guess. But it's said to be a well-known fact that you should NOT trust the government. Now after hearing that, I am confused."
-me
by Dave April 16, 2004
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