by Redneck132 February 20, 2018
Get the Austin garland mug.noun: A refrigerator shaped Chinese-Nica with excessive diarrhea of the mouth; a jinx; black-cloud (person); a woman (i.e. usually older) that convinces her underage boyfriend to move out of his well-to-do parents' house and into a slum in Sweetwater.
to be garranchoed (verb): To have a spell of bad luck resulting from the effects of a garrancho (noun). May include, but is not limited to, having your heart broken, being cheated on with a gardner, losing your scholarship, getting kicked out of school, living in a slum, alcoholism, self-medication, being arrested for outstanding traffic fines, etc.; to spend an excessive amount of money on a garrancho, which may result in your getting kicked out of school and having to work at Java City.
to be garranchoed (verb): To have a spell of bad luck resulting from the effects of a garrancho (noun). May include, but is not limited to, having your heart broken, being cheated on with a gardner, losing your scholarship, getting kicked out of school, living in a slum, alcoholism, self-medication, being arrested for outstanding traffic fines, etc.; to spend an excessive amount of money on a garrancho, which may result in your getting kicked out of school and having to work at Java City.
Guy 1: Yo, did you hear what happened to Billy?
Guy 2: No?
Guy 1: He had so many unpaid tickets that he was arrested!
Guy 2: Dirty, he got garranchoed!
Guy 2: No?
Guy 1: He had so many unpaid tickets that he was arrested!
Guy 2: Dirty, he got garranchoed!
by Joan el Catala November 20, 2007
Get the garrancho mug.Just your casual Asian boy with a tiny dick. this dood has no future or life and sucks penis in his free time. hit him up for a good time 🤩 😎
by Uh January 24, 2019
Get the Connor Garman mug.Racial slur for a brown person, specifically of Mediterranean descent, e.g. Arabs, Italians, Greeks, etc.
Gino? Don't talk to him, he's a fuckin' dirty garbanzo.
Keep your dirty garbanzo hands off my bike and go back to where you came from, Ali.
Keep your dirty garbanzo hands off my bike and go back to where you came from, Ali.
by billshredder December 1, 2016
Get the Garbanzo mug.Daaaaayumm that dudes a Garratt.
by thatsimplekid May 14, 2015
Get the garratt mug.garian "siths cmpoubater nsithsin'g aigtgayrieeign wthiih emia" (translated: this computer isn't agreeing with me)
by Garian February 26, 2003
Get the Garian mug.Someone who is extremely stupid, but is convinced that everybody else is stupid because of how dumb he/she is.
Duuurrr you have down syndrome and your stupid, your a Garrant
by xpb123 May 16, 2010
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