the useless person with a cross on their face who appears all the time in madness combat. also they get shipped with anyone
by Boxofcereal February 15, 2022
Get the Gruntmug. Also known as a "Blake-kakke". Basically, dump a double-shot of your favorite alcohol and mix it into a large White cherry slushie. Next, chug the ENTIRE thing during Popp's piss break. Note: You get +10 Homo-suspicion points if the slushie splashes IN YOUR FACE!!!
by FT_Zeek September 14, 2022
Get the Splash O' Grunt Juicemug. A word used to describe something disgusting, bad, gross, ugly, dumb, stupid, just generally unappealing.
Michael's terminology is so grunt
by Grunt May 14, 2015
Get the Gruntmug. The butch lesbian version of the term Scissor Sisters, can also be referred to as moist mullets, team karens, or old tuna boats.
me: "I was at the bar and saw two chicks making out last night."
friend: "Nice! How hot were they? A couple of fine scissor sisters?"
me: "Hell no, they looked like frumpy men, they were grunt cunts."
friend: "Nice! How hot were they? A couple of fine scissor sisters?"
me: "Hell no, they looked like frumpy men, they were grunt cunts."
by Fennigan-igan January 29, 2025
Get the Grunt Cuntsmug. An audible grunt, cough, or clearing of the throat issued by an individual while using a stall in a public men's restroom, especially when they hear someone else entering. This is done to advise the incoming patron that the stall is occupied, helping them avoid any awkward attempts to open the door or worse, peer through the crack in the door. A grunt is best because this bypasses any dialogue or conversation- both of which are widely regarded as taboo in a public men's room.
Cletus: so I was dropping a deuce at the mall when I heard the door open, so I gave an occupation grunt, right? But that fool didn't know any bathroom etiquette and tried to open my door anyway. As if my pants around my ankles behind the closed door wasn't enough of a giveaway!
DeSean: damn, son, I know what you mean. Same shit happened to me the other day when I was at White Castle. Thanks a lot, Obama.
DeSean: damn, son, I know what you mean. Same shit happened to me the other day when I was at White Castle. Thanks a lot, Obama.
by Longrod Von Hugedong May 26, 2016
Get the occupation gruntmug. by Fembling J. Grunt November 23, 2021
Get the Fembling Gruntmug. by DT94 May 31, 2016
Get the grunting like a goatmug.