Grease trap

An insult, mainly towards a fat or obese person, male or female, who refuses to do anything about their wieght and just keeps on eating fatty and greasy foods, and they frequently use excuses that such as "I will always be that way" or "God made me this way". Other grease traps wallow in their own misery at the fact that they are so fat and sit in front of the T.V. eating a bag of Doritos and drinking a mcDonalds milkshake while watching Maury or Oprah when they could be working out instead of eating so much grease. This is why they are called grease traps, because they are aware of the problem, and will not make healthy chioces in order to change the situation.

Girl #1: Oh that Tim guy eats way too much greasy foods. The sad thing is that he refuses to do a thing about it. He just keeps eating and eating.

Girl #2: He has become such a grease trap.

Girl #1: Yeah tell me about it. The fryers at McDonalds has less grease in their traps then he does.

by ~BluntBitch~ August 19, 2008

grease guy

Also know as a "grip and grin" person. An extovert. An individual with an outgoing personality who has the ability to achieve a goal through interpersonal skills.

President Bill Clinton with his ability to meet someone for the first time and make them feel like they were the only person in the world who matters is the best grease guy.

by tjd79 April 12, 2008

grease map

Using the pattern of greasy finger prints on a multitouch display, like an iPad, to partly determine an application's UI usage pattern.

"The grease map shows that most of your app's controls are on the left and bottom of the screen, so you probably don't want to display important text there."

by Chimpy-6 April 16, 2010

grease ball

a stereotypical Puerto Rican. Usually a pretty boy who tries to pick up girls in a slimy manner

Juan is such a stereotypical spic greaseball. He'll shake your hand and try to fuck your'e wife.

by wicked August 15, 2003

Grease bag

An woman who appears innocent to the unknowing but who is in fact a filthy juicy slut.

Hey check out that grease bag over there, I want to fuck her into the next world.

by Hanthsum Debbu March 5, 2009

Grease Ball

A young Greek Boy who eats to much fast food, such as hot pockets and as a result sweats grease even if thier not working out or doing activities that demand movement.

Wow, Nick Velis is so much of a grease ball, you could cook french fries in his recently used bath water.

by Johnny Cocraine December 23, 2008

grease monkey

a cool extension for firefox

since i downloaded grease monkey, i get to view my favourite sites in a much better and improved way.

by phlegmat September 23, 2005