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google

something u use to search things up
i used google to search up something juicy
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Person 1: How do you blah blah blah?
Person 2: IDK, Google it.
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google (goo-gle) - \ˈgü-gəl\ - adj
1. Having or being of no use.
2. Having an expected value different from the quantity or parameter.
3. Tending to yield one outcome more frequently than others.
4. Exhibiting bias.
“Those search results are google.”
“She ignored the data, her report is google.”
“That is his art, so his opinion of it is a little google.”
The Judge donated to the defendant's campaign, so his ruling is probably google.”
by spreadinggoogle February 11, 2012
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The eye in the sky. The police, when something is suspicious and believed to be managed by the government.
That shit was so Google!
by Ck, Vincent Vega March 13, 2014
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google

when spit gets stuck in your throat and you can still talk. aka like a bubble
i have a google in my throat.
by Kelly the Killa October 16, 2008
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An unnecessary search engine powered by Yahoo!. Since both Yahoo! and Google search engines turn up the exact same results, it's a wonder why people are amazed at its power. They think it's some revolutionary search engine that isn't and never will be matched. Yet Yahoo! came first, and does the exact same shit. So Google definitely is nothing special.
Google = Yahoo!
by Trent August 17, 2003
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1)n. The greatest way to waste time if you find yourself in one of the following scenarios:

-you have no friends

-you have friends that you dont want

-your life sucks
2)n. A way to entertain yourself if you are bored. using Google for entertainment purposes works best when you search "google" or "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"

3)n. A search engine that provides you with at least 5,000,000
results for your search term, and only 15% of these results will help you find/are what your looking for.

4)n. A waste of humanity.

5)n. An 85% INaccurate/useless search engine named for a number no human is willing to count to.

6)v. To use the above mentioned search engine
1. I just searched "google" on Google!

2.I don't know what a giraffe is. Let me google it.
by eric optimus prime cartman January 17, 2012
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