genital platter

A man's penis and testicals. A term that I just made up about a minute and a half ago.

"So Jill, how was Jon's genital platter?"
"Unsatisfactory at best."
"He would be most displeased to hear you say that."
"It would please me if a bystander pulled me aside and told me that I should really do something about it! It shows that there are still conscientious humans left on the planet."
"Why do you say you were a bystander?"
"Well I might as well have been."

by lazirus July 6, 2004

genitilia of the lips

someone that has herpes on they're mouth

"fuck did you see mark last night..? he's got a bad dose of genitilia of the lips..!!"

by billy garvey July 20, 2006

Genital Gargoyle

1. An unsightly growth on the genital area, usually caused by unprotected sexual activity.

See also cock goblin

2. An ugly or phallic building ornament.

Gerald would have scored with the ladies far more often, if only he could have his GENITAL GARGOYLE removed.

by Meat January 27, 2003

genital thwarts

Self-defense against a rapist.

Jenny won't have any trouble getting home at night. She teaches a class in Genital Thwarts.

by GreatWhiteMope April 19, 2009

Genital clapping

The clapping of genitalia in a heterosexual relationship, is usually referred to the physical activity of sex. The male penis being inserted into the women's vagina, then thrusting. The action is metaphorized as a clap.

Boy1: "Hey bro, what's up"
Boy2: "Nothing much, just tired"
Boy1: "why?"
Boy2: "Me and my babe were genital clapping all night"

by king1481 March 14, 2014

genital jamboree

genital jamboree: word to describe the thrusting and the mixing of genitals while fucking, sometimes in a hot sweaty room while two dudes are fucking a hot girl or girls but there dicks are way to close together while thrusting the females

Those girls got fucked in the hottest genital jamboree.

Marissa, and Sarah wanted to fuck in a genital jamboree

by Shadowphantom August 31, 2016

genitaliaphobia

Being afraid of ones toes.

My extremely gay ass friend Dylan Robertson (look him up on fb, he's the one that looks gay) suffers from an extremely rare case of genitaliaphobia.

by Bob Cosby December 14, 2010